Assuming u are too shy to go to a nude beach, what if u were on vacation with a friend who convinced you to take a walk down the beach, as naked as a jaybird!!
She convinces u because you're miles away and nobody u know should be anywhere near here.
HOWEVER...u DO run into an attractive member of the opposite s*x who knew u in college!!
He starts to talk politely to you, and u stay and talk politely back to him, trying your hardest not to give away how MORTIFIED u are that he's seeing u NEKKID!
You have NEVER been naked in public like this before.
After u say goodbye and walk away, which would embarrass u the most?
A) "Love the suit!"
B) "nice jugs, baby, good move not keepin those covered!"
C) suddenly u feel a nice, HARD slap on ur bare tush as they say "nice bare butt by the way!"
which would embarrass u most and why?
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