If u used to know me, then spotted me NAKED at a clothing optional beach, what would u say to make me blush?

Question

We were friends in college and now you spotted me a few years later at a clothing optional beach.

You start a conversation with me.

Only thing is---you're in your bathing suit, while I am butt naked!

You know I was shy when you knew me, and I am clearly embarrassed at this, with this being my first time at a nude beach and all.

I'm trying to act confident though, like it doesn't bother me, but I'm quietly trying to shield myself behind objects like chairs to hide myself, even though you have seen ALL of me now!

You can clearly tell I'm embarrassed.

We talk for a few minutes.

Then, we both turn to leave.

However, you say "Oh, Brian, one last thing..."

And WHAT would you say about my body or do to it to make me blush red and scamper across the beach to cover up with my towel?!

Answer 1

I never knew your co.ck was so small!

Answer 2

Troll.

You keep asking this same stupid question over, and over, and over.  

Get a freaking life.

Answer 3

looks like someones excited

Answer 4

ur *ss has sunburn

Answer 5

You've got a white ***! hahaha

Answer 6

i wouldnt say anything i'd hand you a mirror and you'd run away go home and cry to your mom and cat about how the world hates you :p