If u were a food wot would u b and y?

Question

Ok i woz sittingin my kitchen all alone when i saw a loaf of bread. it woz like it was starin at me. it made me think- wot would it be like to be a food

cookies have it easy

the get long baths in mild and hocolate chip friends.

if i was a food, i would definetly be a cookie.

Answer 1

I think I would like to be rice.  Soo many people depend on it for sustanance, it's affordable to most people and there really are a lot of uses.  It can be used as a flour, a sweetener and even main courses.  I would like to be something that is useful and well-liked by most people.

Answer 2

I would be a big fat pig, roasted in a pit bar-b-cue about six feet under.

Answer 3

I agree with little miss up above...

Answer 4

Since i am single now and never get laid anymore i would definitly have to be an egg. I could get laid and then washed and then just chill until someone decides to cook me and then i could even get eat like i used to get

Answer 5

okay the 'wot' thing u got goin...seriously gotta stop.

Answer 6

i think i would be a potatoe coz even though they are ugly there is alot of use from them and they live for ages :)

Hope it helps :) xx