If u were my neighbor & saw what happened to me today, what would u say or do to embarrass me most?

Question

I'm 18 years old and I had something horrible happen today.

I have been waiting for a package for a while and I saw a UPS truck go down the street so I thought someone had left it and drove off, so I ran out the door at 12 pm in just my boxers (i thought i'd just grab the package and run inside real quick).

Unfortunately, there was no package, and the door shut so hard and so fast that it caught on my boxers and ripped them clean off my body in 2 seconds!!

I panicked, covered my p***s immediately and tried so hard to rip the fabric out of the door to get it back open.

When I saw my goodlooking 40 year old FEMALE neighbor look at me from over the fence and giggle I covered my front with my hands and yelled "PLEASE DON'T LOOK!!!"

She was close enough to me that she could have opened the fence and been right next to me if she wanted to!!

if u were that neighbor, what would u have said or done to embarrass me most?

Answer 1

first thing that came to mind was..." alittle cold out here or what?"

but I'm just joking. I agree with the first answer

Answer 2

i would have said something to insult the size of it or something mean lol that sucks it happened tho

Answer 3

1st anwser too that sucks that that happened

Answer 4

its a bit chilly today is it?

Answer 5

i would have walked right in, and calmly opened the door for you, then say "poor baby! are you okay?"

Answer 6

i would say "don't worry about the package u are trying to catch up with just worry about the package that's already there. u know the one u need to wrap right now" lol

Answer 7

those are some cheap boxers

Answer 8

haha! forget your boxers?