If water levels are going to rise 1.5 metres by 2100?

Question

Shall I have Shork fire up the boilers of my steam yacht 'Leviathon' immediately? It's stuck in the river estuary right now because the river is too shallow, but with the rise of water levels it will be able to get out into the Solent.

I want to take it out on the open ocean as soon as is humanely possible you understand.

Answer 1

You will not have to deal with this situation personally unless you plan to live another 92 years.  I would suggest, however, that you begin to instruct your children and grandchildren in how to train the peasants to perform services that will become useful when the waters rise, such as fish-herding, wave combing and whale racing.

Answer 2

I am desperately attempting to further your endeavour by burning as much coal as possible.

Good luck, sir.