If yawl Was a Acorn in Kansass?

Question

witch Deerection wood Yawl aim to Be Planted? an how Far to them Otter Acorns??

Answer 1

ah thunk ah wud bee plantud een teh north cuz am kul laik tat

but really.

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Answer 2

Kansans don't talk like that.

Answer 3

Where did you go to school?   I have to make sure my children never go there.

Answer 4

The acorn is the fruit of the oak tree (genera Quercus, Lithocarpus and Cyclobalanopsis, in the family Fagaceae). It is a nut, containing a single seed (rarely two seeds), enclosed in a tough, leathery shell, and borne in a cup-shaped cupule. Acorns vary from 1–6 cm long and 0.8–4 cm broad. Acorns take between about 6 or 24 months (depending on the species) to mature; see List of Quercus species for details of oak classification, in which acorn morphology and phenology are important factors. Jays and squirrels that scatter-hoard acorns in caches for future use, effectively plant acorns in a variety of locations in which it is possible for them to germinate and thrive. Although jays and squirrels retain remarkably large mental maps of cache locations and return to consume them, the odd acorn may be lost, or a jay or squirrel may die before consuming all of its stores. A small number of acorns manage to germinate and survive, producing the next generation of oaks.