If you're a WAG and met Wayne Rooney & Jimmy Bullard in a club which one would you palm off on to your friend?

Question

Loads of money but extremely ugly, both of them!

Answer 1

She's my friend, so neither of them, I couldn't do that to her. I don't care how much money they have they are both horrible

Answer 2

He's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob your friggin' house ...Wayne Rooney!!!

Answer 3

Well what sets them apart is Jim is a nice bloke. He's funny and he's got time for everybody. Rooney  is just a lout, waste of space. If it wasn't for football, Rooney would be on the doll, in and out of prison. Bullard would have a decent job and some decent mates. I'd palm Wayne off, if I thought he wouldnt glass me.

Answer 4

God forbid...I may be a male however if I was a female i just could not compromise myself to go with a man who could only attract a woman because he was rich especially if he looked liked Wayne Rooney...I dont even know what Jimmy Bullard looks like and I dont want to find out.

The mere thought of lying next to Wayne breathing stale f**s and kebeb fumes over me would be enough for me if i were female to run to the nearest convent and take a vow of chastity.

I honestly cannot understand how some lovely girls sell themselves out for material c**p because a man can provide it due to his fame and wealth.

Where would be the attraction for Coleen if Wayne was just another scally kicking his heels outside the Department of Employment waiting for his counter payment of Jobseekers allowance?

Ok Coleen has made herself a few bob on Waynes shell suit but the Lassies all fur coat and no knickers and has no definitive message for the Jeremy Kyle Generation except to sell yourself as a sexual commodity to some rich brainless t**t who frequents seedy backstreet brothels for his diverse sense of sexual gratification.

Give me Heather Mills anytime.Now theres a Lass who aimed high and i admire her considering her upbringing and background.

Coleen must pinch herself hard in the morning realising how wealthy she now is..then must pinch herself again realising who she's married but Love is blind and maybe Wee Wayne has a spiritual caring side that we dont see..bless him.