If you're late for your plane should you do this to make sure you can catch it?

Question

simply phone ahead and say there is a bomb on board. The plane will still be there when you arrive.

Answer 1

Yeah great idea, especially if you live in the "land of the free". They'll have you arrested, tortured and killed for terrorism faster than you can say "only kidding!..."  

Answer 2

Man oh man, In my lifetime I have heard some pretty stupid ideas but this one takes the cake.  With ideas like that, it makes me think they should have thrown you away and raised the placenta.

Answer 3

not really the best way to make sure your plane is there when your running late  

Answer 4

If it was Virgin airlines they would probably think flying faster would solve the problem.

Answer 5

And don't forget to give your real name - that way, you'll also get some nice people to greet you when you turn up.

Answer 6

Then again, they'll trace the call & fire a warning shot to your head!

Stupid idea.

Answer 7

Don't forget to dial 141 first.