If you're on the toilet just before taking a shower, do you still wipe?

Question

If you're on the toilet just before taking a shower, do you still wipe?

Answer 1

Assuming you just took a deucey, it depends on consistency of product and distance to shower.  Might you drip a little of the loosy deucey?  If "yes," then by all means, wipe -- unless you have no problem cleaning up that stuff... A possibly even equally interesting query is this:  have you ever wiped when you KNEW you didn't have to?  I mean, there are some really clean number 2s right?-- the kind where you just KNOW there is no residue but still we wipe!  I blame society for this pressure to conform...

Answer 2

Well, I GUESS this might fit in a "Do It Yourself" forum, since it is certainly something you, well, do yourself, as opposed to calling in a professional contractor.  Or getting quotes.  Or needing a license.  Or risking a catastrophe.  

Answer 3

of course...I can't believe you asked that...