If you've botched the first one, is it OK to try it again?

Question

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Who put the dang ‘Q’ over there?

“QWERTY?”

That’s nobody’s name…

This friggen thing…

Man, this is lame.

The d**n ‘A’ should go first.

How can I make poems

when I can’t find the keys?

‘G’ is right there in the middle,

but what kind of proper literature has ‘G’?

“F,G, H…the only place on the

entire keyboard where crap’s where it should be…”

This is so frustrating…here, let me try it anyway…

“Goblins and ghouls,

Jokers and fools,

jumping the ranks,

breaking the rules,

What’s this they’ve left us,

What are these runes,

What is that music,

What is the tune,

Away with your riddles

Away with your rhymes

Away with your mischief

Your highjinks,

Your crime.”

That’s the best I could do

with a keyboard that doesn’t

go “A, B, C…”

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Answer 1

Fun in the Key of A Major!  Sing on!

Answer 2

"Hi!",

That was a great way to express your annoyance with a keyboard. Now try a printer. because mine is ******* me off.

Cheers : )

Answer 3

'A' oughta be in the middle...surely it's one of the most-used letters?

A, B,

C.

we can C, these keys are oddly random

how weird.

D, E, F,

G, ain't that strange?

H, I do believe

I, C, T;

the IT lot were feeling a tad vengeful that day...

Answer 4

The middle key is A or E ,I do believe it's A....It's been so many years, you know, since I've held an instument...I never could stick- with anything long, 'cept my child and my husband,

d**n, the newspaper clipping I had drowned with our watrebed many years ago....First string HS, Second, City,

Now that I think of it I was always second at everything.

Remember when I said I felt like that dude on Sesame Street who was always banging his head on the piano??

There ya go.

Answer 5

nice poem

Answer 6

It's the bizzle my Tiz Dizzle

Answer 7

well I like it! ...... thank you !    

Are ya feelin' a wee bit random ,  yes , I enjoyed it.

Answer 8

this is boring, annoying to read and stupid.

Answer 9

I think ya did purdy good with it... Be glad it ain't a russian keyboard

Answer 10

Quit bitchin' and start pounding those keys again!  Anyway you are wrong. The top line of letters was named in honor of Murgatroyd F. Qwertyuiop of Kilkarney,  Ireland, a fairly obscure cheese waxer of the late XIX Century. When presented with a keyboard that was arranged alphabetically, he said to the inventress, Magnolia Fahnsworth, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type. The rest is history.

Answer 11

LOL Yuppers it is!!!  As many times as it takes to get it right!!!  Cheers!!!

Answer 12

Yeah! You stink, and so does everyone else on here.

WUV OO WUV OO!

Answer 13

Yes.

Answer 14

If you think QUERTY is bad, you should trying typing on a French keyboard. One goes stark raving mad in the process, especially if you are used to this one.

Yesterday was a light-hearted poetic day, except for one or two people who believe our keyboard spurts "rubbish."

You did fine on your keyboard. Keep trying, you have talent. Maybe some day you'll even be published.

Answer 15

Are you text messaging?