If you are at a fast food restaurant?

Question

and the men's room sit down toilet (you are a man) is out of order and you suddenly have the urge to release large volumes of warm and frothy diarrhea, should you:

(a) use the toilet anyway - even though it cannot flush

(b) use the urinal and try to flush it away

(c) use the wash basin (and rinse it away)

(d) use the ladies room toilet

(e) try to hold it in as best you can and run, run, run to the next toilet

(f) just let it go in your pants

This is a true situation, and I want to know what I should do next time. It can be very embarrassing.

Answer 1

A.

lets hope it doesnt leak on the ground either

or D., just say that its an utter emergency

Answer 2

If its really really really urgent, you should choose D.

If you still can hold it for awhile, you should choose E.

Answer 3

I would let the employees know- then use the opposite sexes bathroom.

Answer 4

(d).

In a case like that, use the Ladies Restroom.  And be sure to fill out one of the suggestions cards about the "out of order" situation and mail it to the Company Headquarters.

Answer 5

E

im a woman so this is just my opinion

but the rest of the suggestions are kind of nasty

Answer 6

E.

Answer 7

A, use it anyway then leave like  a thief in the night, after that it is their problem so who cares if you flush or not.

or

use a cup and leave it on the side someone may think it's a free chocolate milkshake.

Answer 8

just use it anyway and hope nobody sees you coming out of the bathroom

Answer 9

go on the floor and say someones had a little incident and then be like after i went in and saw it i ran out to tell someone