If you are at a restaurant and your date leaves the table for an unusually long time....does it mean...?

Question

a) she has ditched you and doesn't want to see you again?

b) she has been kidnapped

or

c) she has bowel problems and is having bad diarrhea

and most importantly, which of these would be worse??

personally i vote c...

Answer 1

Im guessing that a little of all three has happened. If your worried that she doesnt want to see you again then you must have done something wrong so she probably doesnt want to see you but on her way to leave she was probably kidnapped by a rapist with bowl problems.

Answer 2

Nah.....I think she just went to fix her make up, so that she will always look good for you.

Answer 3

a)

Answer 4

D. None of the Above

There was a line in the restroom and she had to wait.

Answer 5

I would also hope that c is the cause of them leaving the table but i think that b would be a lot worse. oh no!!