If you are pumping gas in your bike and a man in a car behind you tells you to hurry up, what do you do?

Question

1 Tell him you're sorry and you have a small tank and you will be done as quick as you can.

#2 Tell him you have the same right to be here as he does and you were here first, and tell him to calm down and wait.

#3 Tell him to "Shut The h**l Up" or you will kick the front grill outta his car

#4 Squirt him in the face with gasoline

Answer 1

It's like Maddog said, you asked the same question a while back. Why don't you just beat him up the same way you beat all them HD riders.

Answer 2

none of the above (though i often think about #4). i usually ignore him. or i ask him if he's nasty in general, or if he's only pissed that my 6 gallon tank will fill up much faster than 15-20 gallon tank would, and without needing to open and close a door, i can be gone faster after filling than a car, thus saving him time. that usually shuts him up, and makes him like a jackass at the same time.

note: typically, i do this while filling the tank. if he's really bugging me, i'll stop the pump, talk to him, finishing pumping the gas, run inside for a coke, drink it (not like i have a cup holder), check my oil, check my brake fluid, check my various bags (tool bag, at least), check my tire pressure, start the bike, let it warm up, then leave. if he's gonna be pissed, i'll at least give him a reason to be

Answer 3

Why are you asking? You always tell us how tough you are! I'm sure you would just drag him through the car window and beat him silly while his friends all jump out and run in terror. Just take another Prozac and relax Joe, tomorrow will be another day.Maybe tonight you can dream up another fairy tale question to ask.

Answer 4

Tell him "  find another pump mate,  Im going to be here for ages.."

Answer 5

Tell him your pumping as fast as you can.  Why make a man angry that has the ability to ruin your bike and kill you with a simple press of the gas pedal?  Most likely, you could do any of the other three and nothing more than a fist fight will ensue, but why cause more problems?

Answer 6

9 Tell him "yeah right", finish pumping your gas, get his Plate Number, and go inside for some grocery shoppin' and BS'in with the cashier. Then when he is really steaming, wash your windscreen and your mirrors. Then take your time with the helmet and gloves. When you got it started, and off the stand, turn around a wave something at him, one, two, or five fingers, your choice.

Answer 7

2 and 3. Than kick his butt.

Answer 8

I personally would ignore the k**b and then take my time paying. If all else fails tell him to F**K OFF  

Answer 9

Ignorre him.  If  that doesn't work,  #3, then #4.  If you smoke and have  a lighter you ought to consider #4.b. as well.

Answer 10

Dude I have been riding most of my life and have never had this happen or even heard of this happening. The only thing I can figure is that you must just be a real d**k and people don't like you very much. That's really hard to believe though since you're such a polite and open minded gentleman here on YA...

Answer 11

5 I'd tell him, "Mr B, your son is such an ********, sorry he cant man up and ride a Harley and tell him to stop dreaming of beating the shittt out of other bikers and grow a pair"

Answer 12

I would agree with him, and turn around and point to another person pumping gas, just to confuse him.

Answer 13

The person is an ignoramus Fill your tank and be on your way. To argue with someone like this makes you no better than they are.

Answer 14

You simply tell him that you have two speeds and if he doesent like this one he's definitely NOT going to like the other one.  

Answer 15

None of the above.

I ignore the prick.

If the obnoxiousness were to continue, then he gets a combination of #1 and #2. Followed by me standing in line for my change.

I rarely just get change, though. There's always greetings and conversations. Then I remember to get a pack of smokes, too.

Answer 16

you asked the exact same question a few weeks ago, it was a fantacy then,as it is now tough guy.

posmf

Answer 17

first 1, then 2, (if he says it again) then 3 (if he yells at u) then 4 (but you can get in trouble)

Answer 18

Number 2.  

Answer 19

I would tell him to "shut the fck up" and get a life you LOSER!!!

Answer 20

1st Step:  Do #3

2nd Step:  Do #4

3rd Step:  Repeat step 1 & 2 until the shop closes.

Answer 21

I would remain polite and centered. But it would be a slowwwww polite and a slowwwwwwww version of center. I may even go inside to pay and select a candy bar, cigarettes for my wife, a can of oil, some band aides, bubble gum and of course visit the bathroom. They gaily wave good bye and ride off to find the event horizon.

Answer 22

1 followed by 4!!

Answer 23

I weigh 220 pounds I lft weights and steroids, and I pack a 45 auto on my hip that never happens to me!!!!

Answer 24

Say I'm going as fast as I can then let off the handle a bit and pump at 1/4 speed.

Answer 25

rip him out of his car smack the s**t out of him an then spit in his face an tell him to wait his turn you will be done as soon as possible