If you believe in telekinesis, can you raise my right hand?

Question

Go on, report me again. See if I care.

Answer 1

If I believed in telekinesis I'd raise my standard of living

Answer 2

I just raised your right hand.  

Now I made you mess your pants.  

So what do you think of that one?

:o)

Answer 3

I know for certain that telekinesis is true.

You know that beer ad with the young lady who fills out the bikini?  She can do it.  Every time she appears on screen she raises one of my body parts. But anyway, that's another story.

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