If you believe in telekinesis please raise my hand?

Question

If you believe in telekinesis please raise my hand?

Answer 1

Heh, I've asked that before and the question was deleted and I got a violation notice. Marvellous, eh?

Answer 2

Scarlet Johanson performs a similar kind of telekinesis on me all the time, but it's not my hand.

Answer 3

I raised your hand while you were sleeping, so you may not have noticed. I have to do it while you're sleeping because otherwise your conscious brain activity interferes with the psychokinetic neural field I'm transmitting to you.

Answer 4

Oooooppsss !!  wrong part of the body - I raised there..sit down for a few minutes..and cover your trousers.

Answer 5

ROFL...Good one.