If you can't hear the tree fall in the woods, can you hear the bear c**p there ?

Question

I have many unanswered deep and utterly meaningless questions about life.

Answer 1

If I answer this question will you give me 5 stars? ;)

Answer 2

well here is how it goes, the bear just crapped in the woods, and the smell traveled down the mountain, until it got to a very rare tree. It is the f**t tree, and if the bear's c**p enough, the tree will fall over from the smell.

Isn't science wonderful

Answer 3

Only if he has sharty diarrhea-lol-from stealing picnic baskets-lol!

Answer 4

want to tell a story about that;

when i was in grade nine,we went on a winter camping trip.

one day half the class got snow shoes and the other skis.

OK,i had skis so,we hiked around this huge lake,met each other had lunch,traded skis for shoes and off we went.like two groups going full circle.so coming back there was this big ridge up ahead,and i was slow,the last one actually.

it was getting dark,and it was really windy,i got to the top of this ridge,were there was this old and dead tree,(huge)

getting over the ridge i saw everyone was now 150 yards away,so i picked up the pace,over the other side i went,then suddenly there was a great crash,i looked back but came too far to see the other side,i hesitated a few seconds and ran back,there after a time was that old dead tree lying across the path.massive 4 foot base.

well a tree fell and i heard it,tho i didn't see it fall,

now everyone was around the corner and gone.

found myself pondering in the middle of nowhere.

Answer 5

Two things I always try to avoid in the woods are falling trees and defecating bears.

AVOID 'EM I TELLS YA!

Answer 6

Is the Pope Jewish?