If you can revise the bible, how would you created the first man?

Question

man please not woman

Answer 1

I'd give him a guidebook on women...how to figure them out, etc.

Answer 2

All like Johnny Depp

Answer 3

Molded gently and lovingly out of gingerbread dough.

And then straight into the oven at 425 degrees.

Answer 4

I would have fashioned his hair out of gold, his eyes out of diamonds, his body out of a mix of lava, cherry blossoms, and olive oil. He would be a prized possession for any woman, having been fashioned out of precious stones, with a strong nature and gentleness outweighed by none.

Answer 5

Erasable pens.

Answer 6

I'd create him so he'd have a HUUUGE cork

Answer 7

I'd create him in such a way that he wasn't intellectually and physically superior  to women, so he didn't have to spend the next "6000" years apologising for the fact.

Answer 8

I'd give him better English skills.  I've had to pull out my Captain Crunch Decoder Ring to decipher some of the questions around here.

Answer 9

The actual way it happened according to the Sumerians:  Aliens came to earth & tampered with our DNA. Cooooool....

Answer 10

Out of sour grapes.