If you caught your significant other cheating on you... ?

Question

.... what would you do?

& poll: funny or serious?

- i cant stand some serious people, sorry! ; ]

Answer 1

as a Christian, that woman would be my wife, and that wouldn't happen, because I would choose a responsible, loving, strong, morally sound woman that would not subject to society's gutter trash and immoral "fads".

However, if it DID happen, I would be forced under the sanctity of marriage to stay married.  I would wholeheartedly- after a few weeks or so- forgive my wife, and forgive the person who committed the act.

Unfortunately, if I walked in on them, I would physically hurt the guy she was with.  But I wouldn't make it sinful- I would let him get up and get dressed, and then I would force him to fight me in the backyard so it was a fair fight.  I would not hurt him permanently, nor would I cheat, or use a weapon.  I am proficient at boxing and wrestling, however, so I am fairly confident I could take him.

I would talk with my wife in private first, about all of my shortcomings that led to her doing that, and what satanic "temptations" that she had gotten, and who's idea it was, and what we could do to make things better, and for it not to happen in the future, etc.  I would also make sure that she did not see the guy again, nor wanted to; I would again explain the Biblical significance of marriage, between a MAN and a WOMAN.

Last, after that, I would get a family counselor and- without our kids present or knowing of it at all- would talk over all of the problems and figure out a way for us to put it behind us and live a happy life again, and let her know that it cannot and will not happen again, and that I would never cheat on her, even after that.

I would completely and utterly forgive her, as Jesus has forgiven me.

(to the person who said they would be in an abusive relationship if they stayed: God rewards those who pursue his will and marry, and don't have s*x before marriage, etc.  If you do that, and are married to the guy, God will reward you.  Become a Christian, get morals and a backbone, and date a good, Christian, loving, hard-working guy instead of a tattood druggie who will abuse you and hurt you and will sin frequently.  (stereotype NEEDED to emphasize point)

Answer 2

let my psychopath live. [;

funnyyyyy.. [;

Answer 3

He can't cheat on me if he doesn't exist =P

Answer 4

I would cheat on him with every guy he knows. And then, after he's done crying his eyes out for months, break up with him in the most horrible, morbid, bitchiest way possible. I know that sounds really mean of me to do - I'm not gonna say that I'm a nice person, though - but he deserves it. Any guy that thinks they can toy with my heart like that seriously needs to check who they're dealing with. I will rip their testicles off the minute I see him. No. One. Cheats. Me. >=]

Answer 5

Let him go.

Answer 6

i'd probably just leave out of the room and do a dance down the stairs. or if the other guy was cute, i'd probably get naked and jump in the bed with them...

Answer 7

I am a traveling carnie. They'd never find the bodies!!!

KIDDING

or am I?  :@)

Answer 8

It would be over!

L

Answer 9

I would like to say that i would drop their *** and move on.

But i know from experience that it doesn't work that way for me.

So, apparently i stick around and ask the person what i can do to make him not want to cheat anymore.

That lands me in an abusive relationship for two years.

Maybe i've learned to not let that happen anymore.

And i would say funny. I tend to be a serious person and i need funny people so i can remember to lighten up =P

Answer 10

Light the piece of trash on fire.

As for the person they cheated on me with:

Map quest their house and beat them with a pillow

case full of oranges.