If you could ask Chuck Norris one question, what question would you ask?

Question

If you could ask Chuck Norris one question, what question would you ask?

Answer 1

Do you remember Renshi John Maisenhelder (my instructor) from your tournament days around Georgia in the 1970's?

Answer 2

would you be willing to spare me my life?

Answer 3

How do you roundhouse kick someone in the testicular area?

Answer 4

How did all those chuck norris jokes start, and how do you react to them?

OR

Can I touch your beard?

It would probably be the latter.

Answer 5

I would ask Mr. Norris why he has perpetrated this fraud of Chun k*k Do on people .

Answer 6

Do you regret ever doing those dumbass movies and  tv shows?

Answer 7

Will you train me?

A lot could be learned from his years of training and experience.

Answer 8

"why are you so overhyped?"

Answer 9

Do you think Gov. Huckabee will be asked to be John McCain's Running Mate?

Answer 10

Who wrote the book of love?

Answer 11

How old are you?

Answer 12

Is it true that Bruce Lee and yourself sparred, and he embarssed the h**l out of you? I know that he denies this, but supposedly there was footage of this sparring match and the quote that i read said"Chuck was left red faced in embarrasement".

Answer 13

What was it like hanging-out w/ Bruce Lee?

Answer 14

"Do you remember me?"

I was presented with a national martial art award back in 1984, and he was one of the presenters.

Answer 15

Why are you such a redneck hick?

Answer 16

Apart from a spinning rear roundhouse kick what's your fav technique :)***