If you could be a fly on the wall for just one day, on who's wall would you land?

Question

If you could be a fly on the wall for just one day, on who's wall would you land?

Answer 1

My STEP mother in law's. She FITS the stereotype of horrible step mother's!

Answer 2

Well I'd start by ruling out anyone from a culture that eats bugs, and anyone who has a recent receipt for the purchase of a fly swatter...

...I'd probably land on the wall of a really high-class brothel, firstly for the miscellaneous adult entertainment, and secondly for the exceptional opportunities to blackmail celebrities for serious dosh!