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If you could be the God/Goddess of anything, what would it be?

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The god of nudists who block me from their contacts :(

Jk.

I'd rather be the God of Intellect and Wisdom.
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I'd be the Goddess of Common Sense.

Considering how little demand for it there is these days, I can't imagine the job being all that stressful.
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Humor.

Everyone here is just too serious.
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Zeus or Horus.
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Goddess of Humanity and Good Manners. I'd ask people to be nicer to others and to learn how to talk without swearing.
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Politicians, so I could reach down and smack any politician who has to be a jerk.

Things like:

>carefully phrasing your speach so that your opponent is against something they are really for (they voted ONCE against education, so you say they are against education even though the other 99 bills they voted for)

>saying someone is racist/sexist/whatever as a way to get your side a victory

things like that.

I'd make sure all politicians were honest and do their job correctly or else they would keep having serious problems.
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Goddess of Creativity & Art !!!
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I would be the God of the Clitoris, although I have been told I am the master already. LoL...
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Bi-sexuality and Coffee and Sarcasm
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No such animal exists. Sorry to disappoint you.

There is but ONE God. He is the CREATOR and we are His creation. We will NEVER be gods.

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Goddess of gods, fine leather goods, and death.
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Cheesecake.
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The g*y Agenda
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God of Bacon.

The world's most perfect food.
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I would be the god of peace.
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I'd like to be something like Bacchus or Dionysus was... basically wine, women and pleasure. Yeah, I'd be good at that I think.

If not that, then maybe a god of music. I'd look like Thor then!
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My answer is a paradox, but you asked...

I would be the god of truth and make everyone believe the truth that that is only 1 GOD(YHVH).The GOD(YHVH) of the Jews, The GOD(YHVH) of THE BIBLE, The true and living GOD(YHVH)

But since there is only 1 GOD(YHVH), I could not be a god.
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The god of sleep.  I like sleep :)

Maybe the god of dinner.  I could be swayed either way.
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I wanna be God of Truth. I would smack Christian God with a ruler if he is lying!
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Coffee.

All Hail... ME and my MIGHTY BEANS of CAFFEINATED FURY!
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god of bisexual nymphomaniac women.
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lasagna

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Sarcasm
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Writing, wisdom or science, like Thoth.
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Either truth or forgiveness, no wait. Truth and Forgiveness.
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athetits

lol no probably dinosaurs. it would be a breeze
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Athiests.
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Love and Peace.

Eternal.
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Dionysus, I love wine.
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Who dares say that I am NOT a God?

I am the God of procrastination.

I shall punish you for your lack of faith,, You will feel my wraith..

when I get around to it.
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I would be the god of knowledge.
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