If you could change the rich hockey team the Detroit Red Wings to a different name what would it be.?

Question

I would change it to the butt *******, f**s, or even the shitheads.

Answer 1

Well, when you take an attack at a team with a very strong fan base, of course you're gonna get slack.

Drop the puck (so drunk fans can tell the other team to go f-themselves once the game ends) already!

Answer 2

Hmmm, if that is the definition of great hockey team with great owners, great management, great scouts, great players, and huge fan base then sure, name them whatever you want.  They'll still wipe the floor with your @ss and every other team.  Jealousy is an ugly beast.

Answer 3

The Amazing Detroit Red Wings

The Magnificent Detroit Red Wings

The Perfect Team

The Stanley Cup Red Wings

The Coveted Detroit Red Wings

Answer 4

Tell your DR to up the dosage man, it aint working!

Answer 5

Their original name: The Winged Wheelers.

I guess you missed the CBA that has all the teams under a salary cap, and are fuming that your team can't find a Zetterberg in the 6th round, a Holmstrom in the 10th round or a Lidstrom in the 3rd round. Add to that the resurrections of castoffs like Draper, Maltby and Cleary and I can see why you hate the Wings. Oh, and don't forget all the guys in Grand Rapids ready to make the next move! And Hossa basically taking a pay cut to have a better shot at the Cup. You poor sod.

How pathetic. I hope your team gets a decent front office and scouting staff. Instead, you're stuck with that gel-head coach Barry Melrose, who was lucky enough to have a Gretzky-led team his first season behind the bench in L.A. Be prepared for a long drought in T.B.