If you could choose...?

Question

What way you would die, what would your choice be?

I in no way advocate suicide

Answer 1

In my sleep.

Answer 2

Ok I'm 70 right. Walking down the street alone in the dark I see a house on fire and a kid screaming, so I run in there save his life, and go about my business. But oh look bank robbery! People shooting at innocent people I've GOT to stop that, woop one of their a**es take their gun, shoot the others, I'm a freakin hero, again. But that's not where it ends. I start walking home and get stepped on by a elephant who apparently got away from the circus and smelled the peanuts I had just bought while I was out. It's a instant painless head squishing death.

I can see the newspapers now, "Old man saves kid in fire, stops bank robbery, and gets squished by an elephant."

Answer 3

I want to pass in my sleep.

If this fails, I want to be shot whilst trying to save a child from being attacked.

Answer 4

old age.

Answer 5

In my sleep dreaming about having s@x with Keanu Reeves.

Answer 6

get hit by a car

Answer 7

In my sleep painlessly at the age of 125.

Answer 8

of natural cause at 95

Answer 9

I am afraid as h**l, to drown or burn to death. So I would say in my sleep, knockin boots :), or in a instant car wreck that would be quick and to the point.  

Answer 10

blown to death

not to be mistaken with being blown up

Answer 11

To die in my sleep painlessly at an old age, after I've experience everything life has had to offer to me.