If you could give one player.... who would it be?

Question

1. the stanley cup

2. a diaper

3. your phone number

4. advice, and on what

Answer 1

1. Sidney Crosby

2. Jaromir Jagr

3. Kris Letang or Jordan Staal or Sidney Crosby (I love the 3 of them)

4. Jaromir Jagr-advice on how not to get hated by the fans of Pittsburgh

Answer 2

1: ooooooooooh this one is tough! Um Chelios!

2:Crosby, He's a good player don't get me wrong, oh maybe Avery

3: UM well I'd say Chelios, I've been in love with him for about 15 years now, or else I wouldn't be upset with anyone else having my number!

4:Um I have words for Crosby, just kinda like life lesson words. Like diving lessons and crying lessons and I think your a really talented player but come on! UM how about your not really a fighter so who put it in your head that you are one?

Answer 3

1 Rob Ray ( and the whole 99 Buffalo Sabres ) but mostly Rob Ray

2 Any one of the young lins in the NHL i guess i cant really think of one particular player that should need one for any real reason

3 i guess Derek Roy would be the lucky one to get my number

4 Mike Ryan  i would tell him he is not an NHL'er and he needs to stay in the minors (unless he can prove himself next season)

Answer 4

1. Luke Richardson - 1,415 games played and no Stanley Cups

2. Chris Neil

3. No.

4. Jan Hlavac - how to shoot the puck!

Answer 5

1. Drake

2. Pronger and he has to wear it on the outside of his hockey pants

3. 317-450-7*** LMAO....

4. Jagr- Retire

Answer 6

1. Marty Broduer

2. Sean Avery ( that big loser baby)

3.Zach parise (I would call him and we would party!)

4. Dominik Hasek (to tell him is over and he should give up) (no offense)

Answer 7

1.) Mats Sundin.  He truly deserves it.  He's worked his butt off on the Leafs, and he's the only one doing anything.

2.) Sean Avery.  Only five-year-olds call anyone "fatso", and Avery's not exactly thin either.

3.) Zach Parise and Travis Zajac seem like fun to hang out with!  =)

4.) Sean Avery to stop being such a jerk and clean up his attitude.  It's one thing to "agitate" but being a complete jerk is another.

Answer 8

1. Ao - he's good...he deserves one

2. Jagr

3. Carey Price.....gotta love a man who knows how to protect his five hole...might as well protect mine...lol

4. Umberger - don't get caught up in the Flyers hate wagon..your better than that.

Answer 9

1. Jordan Staal

2. Avery

3. Eric or Jordan Staal

4. Chris Simon on pickin a better person to kill

Answer 10

1) Marty Turco

2) Todd Bertuzzi (I'd give him one of my daughter's stinky ones!)

3) Mike Modano

4) Sidney Crosby, on how to use a razor when he can't grow a stash...

Answer 11

1. dale hawerchuk, best player not to win it

2. martin biron, for when he craps his pants seeing malkin's slapshot on a breakaway again

3. waynge gretzky- gotta learn from the best

4. martin brodeur- slash avery in the face next year

Answer 12

1. Koivu

2. Crosby

3. Huet... he may need someone who can speak french to talk to lol

4. I don't really have advice for any of them..none that I can think of anyhow

Answer 13

1. S. Koivu

2. Avery

3. Robidas

4. Ribeiro, "come back with Montreal".

Answer 14

1) Trevor Linden, for sure.

2) Chris Chelios

3) Alex Ovechkin

4) Roberto Luongo, on how to at least pretend to care!

Answer 15

1) Jeremy Roenick...man deserves it

2) Jagr...or Avery

3) Milan Michalek...maybe tutor him in English or teach him Spanish

4) The whole Sharks team...never give up on their dream of winning the Cup

Answer 16

1. Thornton

2. Jagr

3. Crosby ♥

4. Peters- I'd teach him how to fight

Answer 17

1) Jeremy Roenick. (Poor JR...)

2) Chelios. (He's in denial, but it's about time he wore Depends.)

3) Who WOULDN'T I give my number to?? Lol, just kidding.

4) Ryan Whitney and I'd advise him to clear out the crease consistently. Grrr.

Answer 18

1. Keith Carney

2. Chelios

3. Rucchin or Lundqvist or Fedorov...tough choice...I've met Rooch and Feds and know they'd be fun to pal around with.

4. Jagr---retire hon

Answer 19

1.  RJ Umberger

2. Crosby

3. Marty Biron

4. Jarkko Ruutu - Smiling is not something you have to do 24/7 during a hockey game, especially when your getting thrown into the penalty box.  I swear, his motto is probably, "do everything with a smile".

Answer 20

1. Sergey Gonchar

2. Ryan Hollweg...only cowards hit from behind

3. get real dude..maybe gary roberts..so i could tell him where you live and he could pummel you for asking that question...j/k

4. Malkin..shoot more.

Answer 21

1. Rob Ray. What?

2. Chris Neil or Jagr

3. My hubby ::sigh::

4. Miller, "Just stand there! We will buy you nachos afterwards!"