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If you could go to any theme park with jesus which one would you go to and why?

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jesus loves rollercoasters

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Hard Rock Park in Myrtle Beach 'cause Jesus rocks, and Jesus is alright with me........

Where's the blasphemy, Perry?
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I'd take him to Dollywood, yeah b*****s Dolly all the way. Dolly has titties and christ is a dude and all dudes love titties, so Dollywood for sure!!
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I'd take him to Dinosaur World. Jesus misses riding his raptors.
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He does love roller coasters, and surfing. I'd probably take Him to the one down in Southern California that has the biggest hairiest roller coasters.
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But Jesus hates blasphemy, so think about that one.
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