If you could have your enemies as your footstool, or Rihanna as your umbrella, which would you choose?

Question

If you could have your enemies as your footstool, or Rihanna as your umbrella, which would you choose?

Answer 1

Rihanna with a skirt as my umbrella

Answer 2

enemis as footstoll and i wud jump on them

Answer 3

How is this even a question?  

Answer 4

umm both i had rhianna as un umbrella when its raining and my enimies when im at home xx

Answer 5

Who is Rihanna?

Answer 6

I don't think Rihanna would make a good umbrella.  She's far too skinny for that.  Now maybe Ricky Lake, c. 1987 or so would be perfect.

In the meantime, I'd rather use my enemies as a footstool.  Though I don't have very many enemies, I don't think.

Answer 7

Number three with a Guinness.

Answer 8

Footstool

Answer 9

I'd rather have Ethel Merman as my umbrella..............she'll block alot more water

Answer 10

rihanna as my umbrella, because that way it would be like having a mp3 player built into your umbrella