If you could invent something what would it be?

Question

imagine Dragons Den, you now show your invention' they fight for your idea to make £millions,

remember it could be anything from a bicycle that flies' or how's about sound proof wall paper. 10 points to the best of answers' or the funniest

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Answer 1

I would like to invent a piece of software that stopped all virus, spy-ware, mal-ware, spam and so forth.  If it traced the c**p back to the source and melted the computer so much the better and I would not oppose it delivering a debilitating electrical shock.

IMO this world could use a lot less of some ilks.  Murderers, s*x offenders and right on down to vandals.  90% of these jackasses could assume room temperature and I would never miss them.

Answer 2

When watching cooking shows on TV, I have always wanted to invent a television that could emit the smells of the food being cooked.

Answer 3

A vehicle that somehow runs on pressurized air. No fuel required. Just carry an air pump with you if you need more fuel.

Answer 4

A diet pill that really worked.

Answer 5

A button on my TV, so Nancy Grace or Geraldo Rivera will never be on it again,,,

Answer 6

I'd say I would like to invent something that would guarantee peace and prosperity to all.  Wouldn't it be great to not have so much jealousy and greed in the world? To know that you will have enough money for food and medical and car repairs, and things needed, I know it can't be done, but hey with a question like this one I can dream and wish can't I ?  So I am.  When I dream---------i dream big.

Answer 7

A remote controlled lawn mower.  I could sit back in a lawn chair sipping lemonade and mow the grass.

Answer 8

A toilet with automatic tampon extractor/inserter.

Answer 9

I want to invent a medical testing machine where the patient will simply stand under a bright light and then be given an instant diagnosis.  No more of those painful invasive medical tests.  I would easily make a billion or trillion dollars for that invention.

Answer 10

I phone that could slap people silly on the other end of the line...

I would use it at work....

I have asked for one for Christmas for the past 8 years..

My Hubby wants to invent underwear that have a built in air conditioner in them..

Answer 11

A device on my car that I could use to send messages to other drivers.  If I pressed 1, "PULL UP" would light up, for 2, it would be "TURN OFF YOUR BLINKERS!", etc. etc.

Answer 12

A toilet that has a hydraulic lift in the base so we can adjust the toilet's height. If the toilet is to low you can make it higher and vice versa. Then, instead of asking my hubby if he left the toilet seat up I can ask him did he leave the toilet up !!! :-)

Answer 13

When you type in your pin number, the machine automatically gives only you your bank balance. That way, you know how much money you have left before you buy something.    

Answer 14

blister free heels. Went for a long walk last week and still have very painful blisters, which have turned into horrible wounds.  

Answer 15

Anything that removes blemishes acne spots etc. Safely and guaranteed to work!

Answer 16

Skin coloured stockings which are shaped around the toe, so you can wear them with flip flops. lol

Answer 17

I would like to invent a device to get rid of all the evil people in the world, something that would

make them all disappear for ever.

Answer 18

hi . mine would be a time travel machine . one day paris in the 1930's , the next day egypt when cleopatra ruled . then for adventure a trip to 2525 ad.  then a few days home to rest and back to travelling . lol.

mr.ed . you had me gutting myself laughing . lol lol .

  have fun .d.

Answer 19

Mister Ed has a good start on an idea, but in today's energy crisis, you don't want to waste all that energy. Instead of a compressor, how about an energy converter that you could hook up to your computer or TV?  You could call it the Tootie Booster.

Answer 20

A real tardis!!!

Basically so i could travel through time in my little aircraft that changes shape to fit in with the surroundings!!!

That would be sooo cool :)

Answer 21

I invented this years ago - but didn't know

how to make a prototype - it is a way to

push a button and have your shower water

temperature be automatically adjusted to

your favorite degree.  

It would be installed at chest level or

eye level.  It is so prehistoric to have

to bend over INTO  the tub/shower

area and turn water faucets, etc to

be able to have the correct temperature

of the water for a shower!  

This control would be up high on the

outside of the shower area and you

would just push a button or turn the

dial and your water would be on and

just right!  Also you could choose the

stream flow - as we all need to be

conscious of conserving water and

using as little as possible to get the job done.

Also had one just after computers came to be

popular that would show people what they would

look like with certain pairs of glasses or certain

hair-dos.  I imagine all that stuff has already

come to pass by now!

Also to paint rooms and to see what colors of

carpet would look like in their homes.

There are sooooo many ideas.  The idea of

invention is to find a need and fill it.

Good luck to you.

  

Answer 22

An "instant" transporter device.  Then we can tell OPEC where they can shove their oil!

Have a Senior Day.

Answer 23

A pill that would eliminate pettiness.

Answer 24

Something that no one has ever done yet and I will have my invention registered so no one could steal it from me.

Answer 25

One of those remotes from the movie 'Click'

Good God that would be awesome.

Answer 26

Animal language translating machine word to word , then we can recover h**l of lot medicines etc etc

Answer 27

A remote that can be aimed at individuals to correct stupid behavior, bad driving, cell phone addiction, dumb-a$$ thinking, etc.

Answer 28

i eat a lot of gassy foods and garlic so i would like a f**t compressor  you would some how wear in you shorts to handle this pesky problem!!!

Answer 29

A watch that could "beam you up" like on the Starship Enterprise, when things got rough you could just vanish and turn up somewhere else. Great, I'll get started on it straight away, thanks for the memory jog!

Answer 30

a person that magically appears to shoot u .

Answer 31

I would invent a machine that a doctor can use to temporarily transfer his patient's symptoms/pains into his own body. Then he would know first-hand what his patient is complaining of, and reach a diagnosis faster and more accurately.