If you could make a list of book titles of "Books that women would hate", what would be on it?

Question

There's a list floating out there called "Children's books you'll never see" and it has titles like:

• Some Kittens Can Fly!

• Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

• Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

• What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

What would be some funny (but not to women) titles that might be on such a list?

Answer 1

*How To Beat The Spirit Out Of Her*

*Dealing with that Sassy Mouth*

*Getting Rid of Her Friends*

*100 Different Ways to Trick Her into Bed*

*Horrors of the Menstrual Cycle*

*Securing that Prenuptial Agreement*

*Why Your Master of the Household*

*Why Men Wear The Pants*

(Note: I'm not a sexist, so all you who are going to be offended by this need to calm down, their just jokes)