If you could make a name for....?

Question

Your schools cafeteria, what would it be? Our school is having a $100 prize to the person who comes up with the best name for our cafeteria.

We're die hard football people, one high school, town of 20,000 people.

We're the Wildcats... I cant come up with anything good.

If we were dogs maybe The Kennel would be cool or Birds The Nest, but idk about a cat. Maybe The Littlerbox? jk.

any help appriciated. Thank you :) lol

Answer 1

My school's cafeteria sucks

I would call it..."The c**p That No Child Would Eat No Matter How d**n Hungry They Are"

Ta-da!!

Answer 2

The Lair?

The Cat Cafe?

The Carnivore's Cafe?

(For you.)