If you could punch ANYONE in the face right now..?

Question

Who and why?

And for the smart alecs out there who want to answer with a "You for asking this question." or something along those lines, I pretty much just messed up your joke.

Answer 1

myself for being a dumbass and not taking that job that offers me $12. instead im working for $8 and having lots of debt again for being a dumbass. besides me well my ex for being a jerk.  

Answer 2

an unborn fetus

Answer 3

The stupid people at my job...mainly because they are STUPID!

Answer 4

The dumn *** counselor at my college that gave me this night class

Answer 5

My fiance's ex-wife. She is a drunken dead beat mother, and chooses her new husband and alcohol over her children.

Answer 6

You for asking this stupid question... see it still works.

OR

Bill O'Reilly or Wladimir Klitchko....

With Klitchko I got a feeling I could knock him out

Answer 7

me cos iv got  split personality and i hate HIM because he drinks all my magners.no i dont you c4nt,you shag my missus though.do i h**l,shes fat and i wouldnt feck her with a bargepole.you calling my missus fat,right thats it,your for it,im gonna rip aff your head and s**t doon your neck.yeah,right,you couldnt pull your 2 inch erect weaner over pamela anderson.im warning you,one more insult and im going to smash your face right in.ooohhh,im so scared small weaner,fat missus sh4gging numbnuts.right that fecking it,SMACK,CRACK WALLOP.OOOOCH,THAT SMARTED.Im getting my imaginary friends on you now.hey mr t,this f4cka just hit me,i want you to nail his a55.what the h**l do you mean you aint going on no plane fooool??you will do as your told.ooooch,why you hit me MR T .right im gonna sort you out.HEY,POPEYE,COME HERE A MINUTE.