If you could punch one hockey player in the face, who would it be and why?

Question

My vote is for Scott Hartnell because he is overrated and ugly. Tell me more.

Answer 1

dont punch scotty! he used to be a pred!

but id definately punch todd bertuzi

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if he was in like a cage or something and i could hide behind zidano ( idk how to spell first name) chara, anyways, bertuzi is a freak show, so many cheap shots, hes definately the bill romanowski of hockey...

who would punch jordan tootoo? pound for pound one of the toughest guys in the game! little guys have to be tough or they would get tossed around.

randy, thers 2 goons in aneheim, forgot about bertuzi

yeah hartnell is a douche if he wasnt a former pred i definately put him somewhere on the list

Answer 2

Either Ray Emery or Chris Neil.

I'd like to punch Ray Emery for just being Ray Emery.

(And so would most of his teammates).

I'd like to punch Chris Neil for the elbow to Chris Drury's head he got away with last year, and never admitted he did anything wrong, no apology whatsoever. a$$hole.

Answer 3

I'm with Millsy. I'd like to add Alfredsson to the list as well

Answer 4

Come here Sean Avery!!!

Answer 5

Sidney Crosby next time he whines.

Tangers, how is Jason Blake a douchebag?

Answer 6

1?  How about a whole team?  But, if I had to pick it would be Hartnell.  Just because he is a talker and doesn't back up anything.

Answer 7

Chris Pronger, no question.  Hated him since he was in St. Louis.

Answer 8

Emery, cause he's a cocky b*****d.

Answer 9

Brodeur. I have just never liked the guy.

Answer 10

malkin so he will smarten up and play good.  

also sean avery, todd bert...

Answer 11

Ott.....he is one vile man.

Answer 12

Wayne Gretsky because he was protected when he played and Never got punched!

Answer 13

Daniel Alfredson, he thinks he is so great & for all the stuff he tries to do to Sergei Gonchar.

Chris Simon - for many reasons!

Scott Hartnell, Darcy Tucker,  Sean Avery I would love to punch to because they are all a******s!

Answer 14

Sorry but I hafta go with Wayne Gretsky just because he made it his whole NHL career and never even got hit, at least I never remember hearing about it.  It's not that I don't like him but even Stevie Y lost a few teeth.

Answer 15

Bertuzzi without a doubt

Answer 16

LoL Todd Bertuzzi.

"HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH"

(He probably won't feel much of anything)

Answer 17

Chris Pronger... The guy is a straight up goon.  One of the dirtiest players ever to play the game.  The problem is that he has talent and doesn't need to attempt to injure people.  Look how many times he's been suspended.  Another guy like him is Derian Hatcher, especially when he was on Dallas.  Just ask Roenick.  I was pissed when Detroit signed him a few years ago, and was glad he didn't work out.

Although I do agree with you on Scott Hartnell.  We Wings fans got to know him well when he was on Nashville.

He would run our goalie at least twice a game, slew footed Jiri Fischer and tore his ACL.  I watched a few Flyers games this postseason and saw that Hartnell was up to his old tricks.  The stupid thing about Hartnell is that he does not disguise his goalie crashing AT ALL, and its obvious he is out there to injure the goalie.

Answer 18

Jordan Tootoo...1)He deserves it, 2)he's dirty, 3)He's a chump, 4)He's Predator and on and on

A very close second would be the goon/hack from Anaheim....Chris "the baby" Pronger...classless and dirty (why, with all that size does he play like thay?)

You are correct.  Let me pay Bertuzzi back for the cheap shot from a few years ago and also for running to the Ducks. Again a dominant player with size who continues to play dirty.  Actually glad he is no longer a member of the classiest organization in the league! Hope is golf swing is improving, the frickin' baby!

Yes, add Simon to the list.

I'm ready for some hockey tonight for sure!!!!

LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!

Answer 19

Patrick Roy. Arrogant Jacka** desperately needs and deserves one

Answer 20

Gray bettman.

Answer 21

Jason Blake. because he is a douchebag.

Answer 22

boogaard...holy c**p no! that would make me pee myself!!!

ok i would punch....chris simon....i can say safely that we all would like to get a few sucker punches in on him!

anyone else glad he is going to russia??

Answer 23

Chara, just to see how fast I can run.

Answer 24

scott downey, i just can't stand him and he throws cheap shots

Answer 25

Most Likely It Would Be Sean Avery

Good Player with a Bad Mouth.. Someone needs to put him in his place.