If you could sneak in to Man U's locker room...

Question

... in which position would THE OPTION be... and with whom of course??!?!

Answer 1

l*****g fergy's behind.

Answer 2

In the Man U lockeroom, rotation takes a whole different meaning

Answer 3

With you, on top...your pants down to your ankles....reverse cowboy...we all know you prefer receiving, the option seems more like a pitcher...

WARNING: no bodily fluids should be left behind, clean up after yourselves...

Answer 4

will fergie be there?

Answer 5

hide a big sweaty kipper somewhere to make the place smell better.

Answer 6

I know you fancy me. You could have emailed me to ask my number. It's alright. It's quite liberating to come out.

Answer 7

Maradona: Straight RED card! For ungentlemanly conduct!! If you want to discuss this do so in private!

The Option: STraight RED card! For same! This is a mans game! Keep your private matters private!!I apologise if you are innocent!!

Answer 8

that means your g*y

Answer 9

next to the hairdryer.......

Answer 10

Right behind Wayne Rooney, in the showers most likely.

Answer 11

Alert, alert.  Tension situation arising.

Answer 12

The lot.. on my face..

I'd even dress like an old bag to get Rooney's attention.. *swoon*

Answer 13

go thru all their bags and take back my hard earned money..!!