If you could teach your cat to say one word or phrase what would it be?

Question

If you could teach your cat to say one word or phrase what would it be?

Answer 1

I need to go out side...

Answer 2

I'd LOVE our cat to march up to my lazy daughter and say,

"Oy - clean out my poo-box NOW, it's absolutely disgustingly smelly, and you should do this little job without your poor mother having to nag you about it all the freaking time!"

*SIGH* I can only dream...

Cheers KitKat!

Hafwen x

Answer 3

"I hate Dogs".

Answer 4

"I hate people"

Answer 5

"I need to go to the vet."  ^..^

Answer 6

"*****, your my slave, now make me an apple pie!"

Answer 7

I don't know but I'm high-tailing it on outta the cats section, there's an angry mob after me...lol!

Answer 8

"I gotta go poopie or peepie"

Answer 9

"I'm sorry for knocking that stuff of the counter, please don't kill me."

I'm just kidding.

Answer 10

"hey poody tat!"

Answer 11

"Step Away from the computer"!

Answer 12

My owner has a huge c**k!

Answer 13

the cats name!!! has to be said many times a day while giving a pet on the head and when feeding, 2 months time she or he will learn when calling!

Answer 14

thufferin' thuckatash

Answer 15

i love you! hahhaha

Answer 16

tickle my belly mummy

time to go to bed

i love you mummy :P

Answer 17

when i get theyre food i would teach them 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 liftoff astronat foody we have a liftof and they would  poke the floor if it was a bunch of random colorful buttons.

Answer 18

"turn on animal planet please."

Answer 19

MAMA! (seriously)

Answer 20

"I need the fur-ball meds, now!"

LOL! She is always throwing up from fur-balls! Disgusting!

Blessings!

Answer 21

``This is what I want.``