If you dont want drivers speeding through your neighborhood, why do you speed through others?

Question

and whats with tailgaters?....is following closely behind me going to make the guy in front of me go faster?

Answer 1

i like the speed bumps.

Answer 2

Your comedic timing needs work, and the material is a bit tired.  Try to reach your audience's interests, rather than pander to them.

You've got promise, kid.  You're gonna be big someday!!