If you found a dead body in your dryer?

Question

If you walked into your laundry room, and there was a ripped up dead body spinning around in the dryer, would you turn the dryer off or leave it on?

Here are the pros and cons that I thought of:

Leaving it on:

- Blood does not settle in one place

- Body stays warm (no cold-blooded murder, hahahaha)

- You wouldn't have a dead body just sitting in your dryer, it'd be moving

Turning it Off:

- Bodily fluids do not cook onto the side of the dryer.

So, what would you do?

Would this be your biggest concern?

Answer 1

Forget it... i wouldn't go anywhere near it... if i seen it from a distance.. let alone turn it off.  I would get the heck outa there and call the freakin 911....

and i guarantee you... i wouldn't be using that dryer EVER AGAIN...

Answer 2

I would definitely add a dryer sheet.

Answer 3

Who would put a dead body in a dryer....?

Answer 4

I would call 9-1-1 and ask them what to do but keep the dryer going so they can see what everything was like and track the finger prints. That's what I would do.

Answer 5

I'd probably turn the dryer off, or wait until the dryer was finished. And then I'd open it, and find bits of body everywhere.  After that I'd probably call the appropiate people, and let crime scene clean-up deal with the mess.

And a full grown human can fit into a dryer, I know from personal experience.  (its the best place in drunken hide-and-seek, nobody thinks of it)

My question is, how can you tell that there is a body in there; most dryers are solid metal.

Answer 6

i would have to talk to my sister again about leaving her dates hanging out all over the house again!!  last time was in the microwave,,, she used to bury them like a good girl should,, but shes in puberty now and so confused!!!!!

Answer 7

How long since you have slept?  Or have you been sleeping TOO LONG?

Answer 8

I don't know what made you think of this question, but unless it's an infant or young child they would not fit or the tumbler would not spin them. Try the freezer instead.