If you had 5 minutes on TV right now and the whole word happening to be watching at the same time?

Question

What would you say?

Answer 1

Wow, what a great question.  So great that I can't come up with a response offhand.  That's something that would take a lot of thought and preparation; that's the only way nowdays to get everyone's undivided attention, and I would NOT use an opportunity like that lightly.  5 minutes on TV could theoretically change the world.

Answer 2

Face the facts people.  We are all the same.  Knock off all of the bull c**p and get real.  Take responsibility for youself and others and stop passing the buck.  If everyone swallowed some of their pride we could see the day that nobody died.

Answer 3

Why is it so hard for all of you people to get along,? would it be so bad if we could for once not try and kill each other.?

Immigrants are NOT that bad.  If we Americans had all the job we keep saying they are taking from us then they wouldn't be able to take them now would they.?

Boys... PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! no one wants to see your underwear.

Girls.  PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!  Didn't your mother teach you how to dress like a lady.?

Answer 4

i would give all the girls my number

Answer 5

I'd tell everyone that all the political powers in the world have voted me to become dictator of the world and that all of the armies are now mine. Then I would ban religious practices and racism on penalty of death. I would also destroy every gun in the world and bring back the old use of swords and bows & arrows.

Ta-da!