If you had a chance to meet Jesus...?

Question

What would you ask him?

Answer 1

I'd stay away from him, he seemed a little... Crazy.

Answer 2

"Dude. Don't you have something more useful to be doing with your superpowers?"

Answer 3

I'd ask him how the h**l we're going to get rid of religion

Answer 4

What must I do to be saved?

Answer 5

"Aren't you ashamed of what your followers have done in your name?"

Answer 6

Jesus mingles amid us often.

Answer 7

I will be speechless at first but I am sure I will come around and he will introduce me to Moses or someone like that because I will have so many things to ask.

Answer 8

I don't think I would ask Him anything, I would thank Him for all He has done for me.  

Answer 9

Whatever happened to "this generation"?

Did you forget to take that left turn in Alberque?

Answer 10

"You know that trick you did with the bread and the wine, where you were able to feed a whole crowd?  Can you do that with Pizza, Beer, and Women?"

Answer 11

I have met him, and he's a pretty cool guy. A little quiet, but a great personality and bright smile.

He told me his last name is Garcia.

Or do you mean the Jesus from the Bible? Yes, I'd love to meet Him! I would give Him a dime just to see if it fell through the hole in His hand. haha

I'll bet they play that joke on Him all the time up there in Heavenland.

Answer 12

There is no if, I WILL meet my Lord and Savior... I would ask : How may I serve you ? just as others have stated.... go in peace... God bless

Answer 13

Are you happy that the people that invoke your name ignore your teachings in favor of superstitions built up around your death?

The sad thing is, I know his answer.

Answer 14

How'd you get all these crazies to believe you?

Answer 15

Who's your plastic surgeon?  You're looking good for a dead guy.

Answer 16

IF YOUR 777 THAN IM 555   :o HAHAHA  

Answer 17

how may i serve you, lord?

Answer 18

I would ask Him to tell me more about how He created the universe. I would want to hear Him tell me about all the intricate details that He included, especially things we might not have noticed. We find His fingerprints all over creation. I can't wait to hear about fingerprints I haven't seen yet.

Answer 19

What do you think of Paul's blood for sin gospel?

I'd ask him that because I know that he did not preach that kind of Gospel and I would want to know how he felt about that substitute gospel More on my bio.

Answer 20

I would ask him to pray for Lucifer.....Prince of Darkness,He needs his Prayers. Maybe he will have to bring down old ST. Michael for that one. Then i would be embarrassed for Mankind and what we have done to each other and Mother Earth. Probably apologize for everyone because he has to be very disappointed in Mankind. Especially since he died for us,And this is how we repay him.

Answer 21

I'D ASK HIM TO SHARE WITH ME, THE THINGS HE ONLY SHARED WITH HIS 12. AND WHERE HE STUDIED, OF COURSE.

Answer 22

why he loves me so much

why does he care about me

Answer 23

If I can have rest!

Answer 24

I'd ask if he felt the concept of original sin applied to everyone, or was it limited to those who claim a decent from Adam, (or perhaps more correctly when the Jewish matralinial decent system is factored in, descend from Eve.)

By asking that I'd be able to figure out if Christianity(and the other Abrahamic Faiths) was meant to apply to EVERYONE, or if it's teaching only apply to the descendants of Eve.

[Its the "Other People question". ie did the Biblical God create the people of the land of Nod/were the people of the Land of Nod and their descendants subject to the fall.]

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The intent of what's said is often more important than how it's interpreted.

Any answers/reasoning given would then dictate my further response.

Answer 25

I doubt I'd be able to say anything at all.

Answer 26

if he could multiply my nugs of weed for thousands

Answer 27

How can you meet someone that never existed?

Answer 28

I'd run away from the zombie before he ate my braaaaains

Answer 29

I'd ask if it was ever his intention to start a new religion and, if so, if Christianity, as it is practiced today, was what he had in mind.

Answer 30

Well, if Jesus appeared to me, and let me know, without a doubt, that he did exist, and was holy, I would probably ask him:

How can you let the world suffer so?

Why wouldn't god make us perfect?

How can you expect so many to believe, when there's just as much evidence for Santa as there is for you?

Why would you condemn innocent people for eternity for only being what you made them?

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However, I don't see that happening any time soon.

Atheistically yours,

JM Gendron.