If you had a giant python and you walked into the room to see my size 10.5 shoes sticking out of its mouth...?

Question

What would you do?

Answer 1

see if there was a person in there.

actually i would probably run away too scared.

Answer 2

i'd take your shoes off so the snake didnt choke  on them...go see a therapist, they have meds that can help u stop obsessing about dumb things like this

Answer 3

I would tell you that a giant python ate your shoes and you need a new pair. And I would tell the owner of the python to start feeding it more often so it doesn't go around eating peoples shoes.

Answer 4

start laughing call 911

Answer 5

Get a Butcher knife

Answer 6

assume that he ate you. unless it was a girl python then i would assume that SHE ate you. i woudl then scream, cry, feel stupid for leaving him/her/it out. then call my lawyer so your family wouldnt sue me. then last but not least donate the animal to the zoo because it would be illegal to have it in my appartment.

Answer 7

See if they fit me.

By this time, you are already dead and his digestive juices have started on your upper torso.

I wouldn't have to feed him for a month.