If you had a million dollars! What would you do first? How would you invest it?

Question

If you had a million dollars! What would you do first? How would you invest it?

Answer 1

I'd give it to families who want to but can't afford to adopt kids.  Its so messed up how much money it cost.

Answer 2

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car

(A nice Reliant automobile)

If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had million dollars

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had million dollars

Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

There would already be laid out foods for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame 'em

Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat

(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet

(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)

And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars

Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we’d just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!

Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well, I'd buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars

I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich

Answer 3

save it at the bank ,deposit by compound interest .

Answer 4

First, I would pay off all debts. Second, I would take my family on a vacation. Third, I would contact a financial advisor and discuss with them my long term savings goals and discuss a moderate plan for investing in various different things.

Answer 5

I'd be one of those people who'd just stick it in the bank and let it collect dust until I needed it.

And then only if it was important.

Well. No. I'd give half to my parents. The other half would sit there collecting dust.

They've put up with me for almost eighteen years; they sure as h**l get it. =D

Answer 6

I would buy a woopie cushion becaue it would make me feeel good inside and i could make out with it. then i would buy a chicken coop and turn myself into an egg.

Answer 7

I have a million, actually quite a bit more, and after gaining  the first (mostly from home equity appreciation) we reinvested it into more real estate investments that generated much more cash. Now we are investing in the stock market since real estate has run its course for the time being.

Answer 8

buy a property then sell it for more than i brought it for.

or i would invest it into the NHS health service in England. to help pay their debt off.

Answer 9

If I had a million dollars, I would first buy a house, (not a mansion, but just a normal house) and pay it off... buy a new car and pay that off as well, make sure that I"m paid ahead on my utilities and other bills by at least a year.. then I would put aside a small monthly spending account, and put the rest in savings.

oh and hire a body guard, cuz once word gets out, people are going to be coming after you and calling you greedy for not helping them out.

Answer 10

Buy some cake.

Answer 11

eat it

Answer 12

GO crazy and scream and go on a crazy shopping frenzy i would buy like cars and mountains

Answer 13

Some of the things you shouldn't do as suggested by other answerers.

DO NOT buy property or land.

DO NOT invest in the NHS.

DO NOT discuss it with a financial advisor as almost all are wrong or they would invest it.

DO buy a share tracking system and read economic magazines and tutorials to see which would be a medium term profit.

Answer 14

I would pay off some bills and put the rest in my savings acount!