If you had a personal servant, what would you make them do?

Question

If you had a personal servant, what would you make them do?

Answer 1

Whatever I wanted done but didn't want to do myself.

Tasks including but not limited to:

Cooking.

Changing my daughter's nappies.

General housework.

Chopping up the straw bales to make a new garden bed.

Catching water from the washing machine for the garden.

Running errands when it's too hot or cold for me to feel like going out.

Going out when I feel like having the house to myself.

Being knowledgable about topics that I wish to learn about. A personal tutor to teach me dressmaking would be handy about now :)

Answer 2

dust, vacum, dishes only after a big party, the bathroom (I hate scrubbing the toilet!!) and mop the floors

Answer 3

Rub my feet

Answer 4

clean up poopsicles in the yard.

Answer 5

Well as I am secretly a mad professor planning to take over the world, my personal servant doubles as my sidekick.  He looks after my personal dungeons, labs, etc, while I go out and generally cause mayhem ;)