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If you had diarrhea and a cop stops you for speeding what would you do?

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That would be a bad situation!

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" Im sorry officer but I have dihereah and if I don't get to a bathroom fast it aint gonna be pretty
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Just s.h.i.t. yourself and he'll leave if it's bad enough, especailly if it goes up your back and splatters all over the seat.
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I would take a dump on the cop
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It's kinda happened! I was driving home from one of my classes at the University and I had to p**p really bad, I kept thinking man, I'm going to get pulled over. I would have just told him "I'M SORRY! I REALLY HAVE TO POO!" I might even c**p myself to get out of the ticket. haha
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p**p right there so h**l see your not on drugs
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haha good questions..id probably p**p in my pants. ahha.
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Haha well i guess youd have to say, im only speeding because I really got to p**p. If your going to give me a ticket could you do it as qucik as possible so i dont **** myself in my car?

If i were him I would laugh and tell you to go! haha
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hmm just tell him the truth i mean i dont doubt if he saw someone speeding and dints go after him couse he had diarrhea..lol???
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I would say I had to go to the bathroom and go behind a tree.
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lmao! that's actually happened to my aunt. funny stuff. they didnt let her go without a ticket though and it took like 15 minutes for him to write the ticket and everything so she was like dying by the time he got done
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c**p on the cops shoes :)
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Get out of the car push the cop on the floor and poo on him
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Ask to borrow his hat!!
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oh wow i dont know id tell him can you let me go i got to go
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I would try to sit down as much as possible, or cover my butt, just incase XP
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give him solid (or fluid) proof that me speeding was for an emergency!
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Take a nasty c**p all over and tell him I ate bad bacon. lol
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sorry officer i'm bursting for the toilet and was going fast because i'm looking for a Sh-thouse he would reply "You've found one!
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If you had a Buggati Veyron and was gunning it a 220 MPH, you wouldnt have that problem.
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get a gun and kill the police (just kidding)
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no, really? I'll s h i t on myself. and then blame the cop.
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well i'd be crumpled in half whilst talking to him, so I guess i would suggest that he supervises me to the toilets...and stands well back!!
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p**p.

ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
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Show him the s**t stain on my pants and beg for mercy...

Would he let me go...I think so
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i'd tell him he better let me go or its not going to be a pretty sight for either of you!
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Lol, i've actually played this situation out in my mind So many times. I suffer from ibs so sometimes i gotta speed to make it home. I wouldn't stop for the cop but slow down to the speed limit and keep going if I know im near a bathroom. If im far away from a public restroom or my house then id pull over and tell him im about to **** on myself and have stomach problems. If he took his time id **** on myself, and it wouldnt be a pretty scene.
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Haha lmfao!!!!!
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id tell him to just give me the ticket or im about to go over the speed limit again and make skid marks at the same time
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