If you had just been rescued after spending months marooned on a desert island...?

Question

What would you want to do first?

Answer 1

1. say thank you

2. go home

Answer 2

Go to a brothel

Answer 3

Oh! I think I'd like a nice cup of tea!

Answer 4

have s*x, get drunk and go dancing. that order.  

Answer 5

Caffe Nero - Large black American with 3 extra shots please.

Answer 6

see my children and grandchildren and give them a big hug

Answer 7

Eat an apple crumble,Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice Cream. Watch TV and spend hours on the computer cause i live a very sad life. Good question i'll star you :) :) :)  

Answer 8

go to a fancy restaurant with my gf

Answer 9

Take a nice shower,go eat a fabulous meal,have s*x,then go to sleep in a real comfy bed.

Answer 10

I have brother. I was in LOST pushing those damned buttons.

Did you not see me brother?

LOL

I would want to stop pushing the buttons

Answer 11

Go and see my old mom [94yrs ] in the nursing home

to look up my local football team results, to see where they are in the league.

go into our local charity shops to see the new gear.

oh...forgot,  I will phone my lady friend to see if she has altered my trousers legs on her sowing machine

[before she reads this]

Answer 12

A pint of extra cold guinness then a shower

Answer 13

Drink beer.

Answer 14

Let my family know I was okay.  I'm guessing they would have been worried about me.  Hopefully they wouldn't have already written me off and started spending the insurance money!

Answer 15

stuff my face to make up for all the good food i missed  

Answer 16

Have a warm bath to shampoo and condition my hair

lovely :)

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