If you had the chance to talk to him one-on-one...What would you suggest that Michael Jackson do next?

Question

MJ is supposed to be working on a new album somewhere out there, but who knows when that thing is coming out... anyway, here's a fun thought...

Let's say you and ol' Mikey inadvertently got stuck on a malfunctioning elevator, or say the ferris wheel at Disneyland broke-down while you and him are on it ... in the same seat ! Or, say he was on his way to an interview, and he got lost and turned the wrong corner, and a mob of his psycho fans are after him, and he jumps in your car or something and you help him escape...

You've got 15 mins with the guy and he asks YOU what you think he can do next with his career and ****. What would you tell him...

Me? I'd say ( as I drive erratically in my beat-up Honda):

You've made all kinds of pop music history, you've made a massive mark on the world several times over, and even in your bad days almost anything you touch makes millions. Forget about duplicating all that again. You don't need to spend millions of dollars (and 4 or 5 years) making an album.

-People still want to hear new music from you so, crank out some small (NEW) music projects, like...

-a 3-5 song ep

-do some new songs with a garage band

-pick some unknown musical talent and make music with them

-release a new project every 3-4 months

-remixes to all that new ****

Well, that's a start. I'm sure some of you have much better answers. Keep it fun...

Answer 1

Id probably be with my daughter so i would definitely suggest that he stop touching little kids and traumatizing them! Then I would say listen take a vacation WITH NO KIDS and don't come back just relax the rest of your days on this earth.

Answer 2

I'd ask him not to let any moth@f@cka in his house (ie Martin BashiR!!) cause I want to protect him so he won't get hurt... again!

And I would ask him to make albums mant many albums!!! And a world tour!!!! =)))))

Answer 3

id jump out of whatever i was in and kill myself. ****** fake homo gawd i cant even imagine that......

Answer 4

I would want him to go back to black. No one ever said once you go white you never go back

Answer 5

I would say "Heres an idea, quit being such a weirdo. Stop touching little boys."

Answer 6

Ignore the stupid answers, lmao.

I'd tell him to try and write another classic, like billie jean. I'd ask how his kids are. Er, idk.... i'd ask him loads of questions about everything, i guess.  

Answer 7

Gee, I don't know where to start, there would be loads of questions, I have for him-

     - can he be a godfather to my kids?

     Oh yeah he is asking about his career-

     - I think he should just continue doing things his own style, if ever he pairs with other artist whether garage band or hip hop or r n b, he just has to make sure it is till his sound or in essence his sound is still there.  I actually don't fancy much his remixes now, I still go for his originals.  I just think he needs to smarten up with people handling his businesses. Because you are right when you say anything he touches makes millions. He should mount a show again and showcase his tap dancing skills with a modern dance because he's got stuff true legends are made of. I don't know if he can teach himself to flip in the air or break dance and just play bad electric guitar, coz that would be cool too. But it is still ok if he doesn't. I know he can play piano and percussion and he can beat box.  I don't know, too many options but even  just the essential him dancing on stage would be awesome to watch again.

Answer 8

Sorry I Would Have Jumpet out of the car/Ferriswheel/Elevator by then and probably be dead

Answer 9

I would slip and headbutt that b******* right in his fake face. By slipping I couldn't get charged.

Answer 10

Give the rights to Beatles songs (or sell) to Paul McCartney or Ringo...

is there any way to undo plastic surgery?

Answer 11

if i talked to him oneonone i woud say ahhh and run away.. he scares me!

o or i would tell him 2 fall in a ditch