If you had the chance what would you say to George W. Bush?

Question

if you had the chance what would you say to George W. Bush? What would you really say?

*Don't hold back!!!

Answer 1

♥♥♥world peace♥♥♥

Answer 2

Do you worry about what's going to happen to you when you die and you get to experience all the suffering and all the pain you caused to so many people at your life review?

Answer 3

How could you F up so bad!? Bush is actually a likeable character which is the only reason he won. Mark my words. look out for Jeb Bush in 2016.

Answer 4

I would ask him why he was nicknamed "Lips" when he was young, though I guess I know the answer.

Answer 5

"Having weighed the evidence against you, and after reviewing the Federal sentencing guidelines, this court sentences you to life at hard labor, without possibility of parole."

Answer 6

I would thank him for serving our country as president ... if I was asked for my opinion on his policies and actions as president, I would tell him that I think he did a great job defending America after 9/11, that I think the war in Afghanistan was successful but I would also tell him that I personally think 4000 American soldiers and many Iraqi civilians killed in Iraq was a not worth it, that I think we have no right to be in Iraq and I would ask him why he is ignoring the fact that millions of illegal immigrants are flowing into this country every year while the government seems to do nothing about it. I would also ask him how he sleeps at night knowing that half the world truly hates him.

Answer 7

Are there aliens at area 51?

Answer 8

Let them laugh.

See who listen to the jingle bell.

Laughing all the way.

Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49

What do you think?

Answer 9

On your watch, Mr. Bush, you've lost almost all of your allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, and the city of New Orleans. So yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, 'Take a hint.'

Answer 10

Are space aliens real?

Answer 11

You should have made your dad your #1 adviser and you should have done everything he told you to do.

Answer 12

Why didn't you fire Rumsfield early? He is the reason that there is a quagmire in Iraq.

Answer 13

Good job keeping terrorist attacks off of American soil after 9/11 so far.

Terrible job protecting our sovereignty and borders, especially the southern boarder.

Answer 14

i would ask him for Jenna's phone number.

Answer 15

How does it feel to have pulled off the biggest hoax ever? What do your parents know about your friendship with Bin laden? How much money have you all made from using our military to help you secure construction contracts. What will you do with the money? Have you already secured this election in your favor? What is your relationship with McCain? Did Laura purposely kill her b/f, I know that was no accident was it? Do you ever wish you knew what it was like to have integrity or is the joy you feel from all that you gain worth the harm you cause to others?  

Answer 16

i would say

"WATZ UPPPPPPPPPPP"

=P

Answer 17

You're the biggest mistake the United States has ever made.

Answer 18

Mr. Bush please move you, and your entire family down to Mexico.

Please open your stupid library down there also.

Please never return.

Answer 19

I'd just say "goodbye," nothing too drastic.  For all of his MANY faults, I do believe that in his heart he did what he thought was best for the country.  He was dead wrong 95% of the time, but he did (for the most part) have good intentions..but whats that they say about good intentions and the road to h**l?

Answer 20

"with all due respect to the sacrifice of others, I spent my life loving this country, and a decade serving it, but you  Mr. Bush, have made me ashamed of it, and that is something I never thought possible"

Answer 21

I was thinking of telling him to bend over so i could shove a pineapple up his evacuation chute, but i have a nasty feeling someone's already done that (or something similar) once.

I'd probably just tell him to stay five metres away from me at all times, for his (and therefore my own) safety.

hungryhustler: That's just crude, dude.

for the dudes asking about aliens: What, you think Georgey boy is privy to such knowledge all of a sudden?

Where did you start making that assumption from?

Answer 22

Well if you say not to hold back ok....  Bush you stupid mother ******!  What the h**l is your d**n problem!?  Start a war for oil and go after Saddam with no ******* reason!  Where the h**l are these big bad weapons we lookin for. And why the h**l the troops still there,  you wanna go to war GET OFF YOUR *** AND FIGHT YOU p***y.  Send thousands of people to kill other innocent poeple.  You killed all of Saddams family WHAT THE **** FOR YOU STUPID b*****d.   Wow that felt great.  Thanks for the question man,  had to get that out.