If you had the name gluteus maximus?

Question

how would you deal with it?..me id probably sit on it for a while?i think itl be great being a bottom

Answer 1

I would have to kill my parents! I mean, who would name a beautiful baby THAT?? Then I would change my name. Duh! Haha! Great question though!

Answer 2

I'd kill myself.

Answer 3

Simple. I would legally change it to Gluteus Minimus.

Answer 4

I'd use Max as a nickname.

Answer 5

I don't know.  There was a woman in Texas whose name was Ima Hogg (it's true).  Her father had a strange sense of humor.  Ask some of the celebrities in hollywood where the names they came up with for their children.

Answer 6

Yes , Sit on it for a while , then audition for Midsummers night Dream.

i'd get myself a good pr man and make a mint being interviewed aout my name as well.

Hmmm - Perhaps I should think about changing my name.