If you had three mins in front of the whole world what would you say?

Question

If you had just three minutes in front off everyone in the whole world what would you say or talk about?

Answer 1

Remember God, live as if today was judgement day, tell those whom you care about how you feel everyday and pray daily.

Answer 2

stop it....now....chances are, you are doing something that has a negative impact, so stop it now....i would then speed read a book called Old Turtle and the Broken Truth....an inspiring childrens book about learning to love and respect all that life has to offer and what i mean by life, is everything that makes life worth living....not human made things, but htings already here...including diverse religions, animals, plants, weather changes, all of humanity etc...when we learn to love and respect life and ourselves selflessly, change is bound to be positive....soooo....STOP IT NOW!

Answer 3

What a fun question!!  Well, that depends on if they would listen to me or not.  I guess I would talk about how important it is to get to know everybody and to respect everyone.  Then I would ask for donations for a fund to send people across the world to meet someone different than them.

Gosh, this is a hard question.....I am looking forward to the answers.

Answer 4

When I was reborn I was a damned potted palm tree and yet, I could see things in a strange, mental image kind of way; and I instantly knew the place I was at. It was the Pig-Sty Bar & Grill just a few streets down from my old apartment. No one but broken down whores and lousy degenerates ever came to this dump. Which is why it had been a favorite hangout of mine. They say that misery prefers like company, but I only went there because I could flash my badge and have a quick one night stand when ever I was desperate and drunk enough to not care just how awful my date looked.

      I was maybe three feet tall and skinnier than a broom handle, with a scanty crown of green fronds and I was planted in a half of a whiskey barrel. I could see myself vaguely in the marred surface of the old jukebox sitting right beside me. We were both tucked into a corner next to the entrance hall leading to the rest rooms -- right where the drunks would pee on me whenever they couldn’t quite make it into the men’s jake.

     I was really freaked-out about that at first. I mean, getting whizzed on by every low-bred prick imaginable is not your normal every day experience. It was a real shocker the first couple of times it happened, even though I recalled having done it myself on more than a few previous occasions. But in due course, I actually began to enjoy myself oddly enough, as I got blasted with all that alcohol content, and I also realized later on that it was the only decent watering I ever got.

     I have to say that I never got lonely. I had a very good view of the small dance floor and part of the bar, and people were always coming and going to either the rest rooms or the jukebox. Of course I couldn’t talk, but it didn’t stop some of the weirdo’s from striking up a conversation with me now and again. Like this one guy, whose face and hunched form looked so much like a toads that I just had to name him Kermit. And that toad was a fricking fruitcake, to put it nicely.            

     “ The metric output on the graph chart signifies a real drop in dollars to sense ratio, even if downsizing is the corporate strategy for the new millennium. ”  said Kermit, the moment he approached me with that lunatic grin smeared across his oddly amphibious features.  Ã¢Â€Âœ So the prophet’s margin continues to flow unimpeded by the global impact of pollution, in direct proportion to solid waste and bio-hazards… hic…. Congeni -ial to the fluid levels of atmospheric and ground water contamination.”  He fumbled  for a long time with his zipper. “The Zero-life tolerance scales being balanced, of course, aka U.S Census ratios in compliance to NATO, Geneva and Global Unity…”  He finally got the zipper down, but Peter eluded him for a god-awful long time. “…under Green Peace guidelines, all ancient Indian Burial Treaties and the Unicef… hic … Phill -ip Morris alliance act of 2009. World sanctification of affil-liliated eco-systems tolerance and all animal rights petitions are currently being filed through Mother Nature Productions Unlimited. A GOD and Son film presentation.”  

     The little toad finally got it out and going, but it didn’t halt his lip-flapping one bit. “Red Tide, having already merged with Bubonic Plague Industries on a solidarity United Workers Alliance front with non-union shellfish, are disallowed to strike except every other Tuesday, at seven month intervals, or in lieu of prior grievance notification …hic… and su’sequent to changes without approo -ooval, or without any advance notice, unless filed under warranty number 666, and posted under strictly supervised guidelines at any participating pollutant dump sites, high-toxin zones, or major ticket sales outlets…”  He lost his balance and fell against the near wall, which unfortunately held him aloft and he bounced back towards me, unimpeded in his spiel.  Ã¢Â€ÂœÃ¢Â€Â¦as pre-established in the Co-Existing Subatomic Articles, paragraphs  6, 7 and 9 of the Gene Code of Ethics Manual,  summarized in triplicate forms A thru Z, and co-written (in parenthesis) by a non-existing entity of the Nth degree, cognizant to all pre-existing conditions and evolved, but remaining un-sub ducted of any original material, that shall remain at all times nameless, and held intact by no-less than three-fifths of its original …hic…mass, intents and pur -urposes, not withstanding, or in conjunction to, the standard Hoyle deck, or any Union Carbide rules and regulations. Barring another major s***w -ew up in Bhopal, of course!”  Kermit tipped his fedora at me politely and then made his exit, as he turned jerkily about and plummeted back towards the bar. He also forgot to re-zip himself, so his little tail was wagging before him as he left.

    

     It was all a very hard line to swallow and I held two fronds down for Kermit to ever again advance past go, or collect his two hundred dollars. He sure sounded crazy as h**l and most likely there was a rubber room, with lots of Jell-o in store for the mad Mr. Toad. What I didn’t know was how prominently he would figure into the grand equation in the next few days. Or what difference it would have made if I had known -- being a potted palm tree, as I was.

Answer 5

I'd tell them to stop being so self-absorbed and to start caring about their planet and the other creatures on it, which they happen to be rapidly destroying. I'd tell them to stop exploiting animals for their own selfish needs. I'd tell them not to rely on technology so much. I'd tell them to be (for lack of a better word) nicer to each other. I'd tell them to stop fighting wars over stupid, pointless things. I'd tell them to stop being prejudiced and judgemental, and to treat each other equally. I'd tell them to stand up for the causes they believe in, and not to be afraid what other people think. But most importantly, I'd tell them to consider the idea that humans should be acting as the caretakers of the earth, not acting as though they are superior and all other creatures are just dirt beneath their shoes.

I think I'd need more than three minutes.

Answer 6

Every one has point of views and everyone is different. Stop fighting over who is right or wrong. Stop fighting over who is better then the other. Lets all embrace our difference's and share with each other. If every one can except our different life paths and look past the things that are different in one another... then we all can have a much smoother ride threw life... hey i know i want to just be accepted, not defending my self.

Answer 7

I would first tell them about God of the universe and then I would go on to say love everybody no matter what and tell them to do something creative for this world to make it a better place. To end my 3 mintues, I would say help the poor.

Answer 8

Please stop listening to Hollywood celebrities.

Answer 9

I'd say the following...

A koala bear goes to a w***e-house and does 'you know what' and then he tries to leave but the madame stops him and tells him that he has to pay!  The koala bear says, "no I don't, I'm a koala bear!"  So the madame grabs a dictionary and shows him the definition of prostitution, "sexual favors for money".  The koala bear grabs the dictionary and shows her the definition of koala bear, "eats bushes and leaves".

Answer 10

Watch more Star Trek and learn from what it teaches such as acceptance, the betterment of mankind and the fact you dont need money to be happy.

Answer 11

Stop being judgemental, stop hating what you don't understand, stop pretending to be what you're not.  Learn tolerance and stop killing innocence.  Stop being stupid idiots.  Mind your own business and keep your opinions to yourself when they are not welcome.  Respect diversity.  Have a great day.

Answer 12

If they were all to actually pay attention to what I was saying, I would tell them all this- "Don't buy gasoline and don't eat out, just for the whole day tomorrow. This will bring down gas prices dramatically. So if you're tired of the prices, then just don't buy for a whole day."

XD

Answer 13

you all suck...

Answer 14

This world seems to like to compete.  I would like to see who in our society can be the greatest Peace Keepers.  It is easy to fight but braver to show strength with restrained intelligent compassion.  A good parent can be this for their children, so can any society for it's people.  Brave and intelligent, are the Peace Keepers!  Who will win?

Answer 15

It took mother nature 400 million years to make the cake, another 200 million years to bake, humans consumed most of it in the last 100 years give or take. are you getting the message?