If you had time to whittle wood what would you whittle?

Question

If you had time to whittle wood what would you whittle?

Answer 1

An egg cup

Answer 2

I'd make a little wooden farm, I had one when I was little but I think my parents sold it or something, but I'd love for my kids to have one!

Answer 3

A d***o for my mother

Answer 4

A question mark.------------ ? ------------------

Answer 5

The source coding of a computer virus. Or a wooden darth vader.

Answer 6

I'd just whittle a little fiddle.

Answer 7

a camel wearing a top hat.

Answer 8

A canoe from that log in the backyard.

Answer 9

I'd love to be able to use my hands like that and would whittle a penny whistle and try and learn to play that

Answer 10

25 years ago, knowing that I had many months to spend living in a tent in the Falklands, with no entertainment in prospect except that which my limited intellect could provide for itself, for some unfathomable reason, I started to whittle a huge p***s out of one of the spare tent poles, carving a notch in the shaft (ouch) for each week that I was there.

Looking back, this was probably not the most productive thing to do (or even mildly explainable) so I suppose that if I was in the same position again I would probably carve myself something a bit more useful and pertinent, such as a tent pole...

Answer 11

I don't understand your question

Answer 12

A man whittling wood whittling a man whittling wood whittling a man whittling wood and so on.  I like those sorta things.