If you had to bring 3 things on a stranded island what would they be?

Question

If you had to bring 3 things on a stranded island what would they be?

Answer 1

1.  A tattooed female (something to read and have entertainment).  

2.  Alcohol (in case you had to get away from the tattooed female)

3.  Satellite communications (in case you really have to get away from the tattooed female--can always call for help).

Answer 2

loaded tacklebox.

machette.

box of matches

Answer 3

1) A case of Heineken

2) A bottle

3) A Genie

P.S. Has anyone sent out a search party for the stranded island?  Where was the island last seen?

Answer 4

1. Some sort of fuel or anything that I can use to make a fire with that won't easily get used up

2. Big blanket

3. Big knife

Answer 5

A machete, a flint, a pot to collect water.