If you had to choose between being eating by a lion or swalloed by anaconda witch would you choose?

Question

If you had to choose between being eating by a lion or swalloed by anaconda witch would you choose?

Answer 1

lion...thier would be bones and such left so thiers a chance I would be identified.

Answer 2

eaten by a lion

Answer 3

I would rather be killed by a lion. I would most likely be killed instantly, with an anaconda you would slowly die of suffocation.

Answer 4

Gee they both sound so lovely....

Answer 5

Eaten by a lion you'd be dead the second he chews you up but if you're swallowed you'll feel the painful process of being digested (But maybe possibly escape)

Answer 6

A lion?  Never!  He would be inept; clumsy, and it's bound to be very painful and slow!  His job is to mate, protect the hunting territory, and fight.  NOT to hunt!  He'd just shred you to pieces slowly!

A majestic lionNESS will tackle her prey any way she can take it down.  If this includes shredding its hindquarters with many sledgehammer swats until it stumbles/falls - so be it.  Once slowed/down, she will ideally get  a grip on the windpipe and bite; puncturing the airway and applying pressure as she pins the struggling prey with her paws/claws and weight, until it slowly suffocates, or becomes too febble to struggle.

NOW the Lion enters, stage left, to shove her aside, and take his fill of the often still living prey.  When he finishes; she and the other lionesses, in order of dominance, move in to eat.  IF anything remains - the young are allowed to partake at this time (and fighting is fierce among them).  Of course; all this is assuming the hyenas aren't barking at the lions' heels, and trying to steal the prey.

Now, the anaconda?  If it's gonna be an annaconda; I'd much prefer a BIG one.  He will grab, constrict, and quickly break bones.  You can hear them snap long before you ever begin to suffocate.  Your only lucky "break" would be if he snapped your neck when he seized you, before constriction, or just as he constricts.  Oh, he won't let up on the pressure... it will get tighter, and tighter, and tighter... until you can't exhale again at all, and then still he'll squeeze harder, until your heart stops.  He'll squeeze a bit more, for good measure, just to be sure you are very, very dead and can't hurt him, before he releases the last embrace you will ever know.

Life is about perception.  In the correct setting/moment?  A heartbeat can seem to last for eternity.

Relish every breath you take: you never know which might be your last.

Answer 7

eaten by a lion. hopefully i never have to choose

Answer 8

hmmm.....a lion would suffocate you with a good grip round the neck, anacondas will constrict and suffocate that way.

lion would grab with its claws and take a few bites before finally killing you, anaconda would wrap itself round you so quickly you would feel nothing (well, a lot less than claws ripping at your flesh)

so, i go for anaconda.

Answer 9

God...show me the lions. I hate snakes. Which would you choose?

Answer 10

Definitely eaten by a lion!!!  Lions kill swiftly by puncturing the jugular vein or breaking the neck.  Anaconda don't necessarily "kill" before eating so you could still be alive when it starts to eat you...."eff that".....

Answer 11

An anaconda would be my best choice... It's a much cleaner way to die, since everything would be digested.

Answer 12

anaconda

Answer 13

It would be a tossup, much like the lion would toss me around, playing with it's food, torturing it for a while before killing it. Conversely, the terror of being slowly squeezed into asphyxiation, helpless to resist, has to be equally unpleasant and seemingly take forever! But either is preferable to lying in a little white room for 2 years, slowly drowning in one's own mucous, with multiple tubes stuck in one's body.

Answer 14

I say eating by a lion.

Answer 15

lion

Answer 16

Lions always go for the neck and kill pretty quickly, anacondas constrict and kill through suffacation or by crushing, i'd rather be taken by the lion!