If you had to choose between these Hockey Games OR the Other Situation, which would you choose???

Question

1)Devils/Blackhawks OR having a fridge like on the Jetsons (where anything you ask of it, it makes your meal for you)

2)Blue Jackets/Islanders OR never having to sleep ever again?

3)Bruins/ Flames OR go charter fishing with Britany Spears?

4)Red Wings/Rangers OR whenever you eat spinach it tastes like whoopie pie?

5)Pred/Pens OR having permanently white teeth ?

6)Flyers/Blues OR having the ability to breath underwater?

7)Sabres/Wild OR having a TV channel that only plays Caddyshack & Slap Shot?

8)Habs/Oilers OR having a newspaper retrieving dog?

9)Sens/Canucks OR having a kagerator installed in your car?

10)Leafs/Av OR being able to backhand Mr. T with no repercussions?

11)Thrashers/Panthers OR finding a heads up penny?

12)Caps/Stars OR getting flowers from a secret admirer?

13)Ducks/Yotes OR going to Disney World for 1 hour?

14)Canes/Sharks OR having the ability to build anything out of wood?

15)Kings/Bolts OR finding a buy 1 get one 1 coupon at Subway?

Answer 1

1. Food always wins lol

2. I never sleep, tickets please.

3. What?!?! LMAO Homes, hockey game

4. Whoopie...pie? I'm not even touching that one. Hockey...

5. Teeth, yo.

6. I'm terrified of drowning, sorry Joe.

7. Obviously, my boys.

8. Oilers kicking the c**p out of the Habs

9. Willi could use an upgrade

10. I have no reason to whack Mr. T...except for Rocky III...This one's for Mick.

11. Hockey

12. Flowers, I'll pretend my boyfriend sent them ::grumbles, throws stapler::

13. Disney World

14. Canes

15. I like tampa...bit a girls gotta eat...

Answer 2

1)Devils/Blackhawks OR having a fridge like on the Jetsons (where anything you ask of it, it makes your meal for you)

- The Fridge of course. Who are the Blackhawks anyway?

2)Blue Jackets/Islanders OR never having to sleep ever again?

- The game would be less tortuous by far.

3)Bruins/ Flames OR go charter fishing with Britany Spears?

- I don't hang with idiots, Go Flames!



4)Red Wings/Rangers OR whenever you eat spinach it tastes like whoopie pie?

- Don't know what whoopie pie is and don't care to know thank you.

5)Pred/Pens OR having permanently white teeth ?

- Permanently white teeth please.

6)Flyers/Blues OR having the ability to breath underwater?

- I'd watch the game because I KNOW what's in the water.....

7)Sabres/Wild OR having a TV channel that only plays Caddyshack & Slap Shot?

- Reruns, reruns, reruns.....

8)Habs/Oilers OR having a newspaper retrieving dog?

- The dog. I'd keep tossing the paper out for him to fetch so I can plunk him with a BB rifle.

9)Sens/Canucks OR having a kagerator installed in your car?

- Kagerator? Please refer to answer #4.



10)Leafs/Av OR being able to backhand Mr. T with no repercussions?

- I'd like to say the game, but Mr. T is older than me so I'd slap him around and shave that "haircut" of his.

11)Thrashers/Panthers OR finding a heads up penny?

- I'm so cheap, I'd go for the penny.

12)Caps/Stars OR getting flowers from a secret admirer?

- Uh, control freak here, so I'd watch the game.

13)Ducks/Yotes OR going to Disney World for 1 hour?

- The game. I'm not a Disney kind of guy.

14)Canes/Sharks OR having the ability to build anything out of wood?

- I have the best of both worlds, I CAN indeed build anything out of wood.

15)Kings/Bolts OR finding a buy 1 get one 1 coupon at Subway?

- Subway, (urp!)

Answer 3

1) The fridge

2) The game

3) The game

4) The game

5) The teeth

6) The game

7) The game

8) The game

9) The game

10) Definitely Mr. T!

11) The game

12) The flowers

13) The game (Disney World is overrated!)

14) The game

15) The GAME! (Let's go BOLTS)

EDIT - I thought you meant going to these games in person!

Answer 4

1) I want that fridge

2)Jackets/Isles game

3)Bruins/ Flames game. Unless you use ms. Spears for chum shark fishing

4)The Spinach that tastes like whoopie pie. I can live with that

5)Permanently white teeth

6)A ability to breath underwater. When Florida sinks I will be set

7)Sabers/ Wild game. I like variety

8)Habs/ Oilers game Dogs already do that

9)Sens/Canucks.  Maybe if I get a new car would my answer change

10)Leafs/ Avs I have no problem with Mr. T  

11)Thrashers/ Panthers I have been to man y of these games what's one more

12) Getting flowers. I have not had that happen in a long time. It would be nice

13)Ducks/ Yotes. Disney you need much more than one hour

14)Ability to build . A new business for me. More money yeah

15)The coupon. Then dinner is on me. woo hoo.

Answer 5

1) fridge

2) game

3) game

4) game

5) tempted by the white teeth for some reason

6) underwater breathing, please

7) game

8) game

9) game

10) backhand Mr. T

11) game

12) game

13) game

14) game

15) game

Answer 6

1. I think the jetsons fridge would be awesome. I am lazy i want it to make my food

2.jackets/islanders- i love sleep

3.Bruins/flames- i hate brittany spears

4.Red wings/rangers- i dont know what whoopie pie is

5.Permanently white teeth

6.Breathing underwater would be awesome

7.Sabres/wild - after a while i would get tired of those movies

8.Habs/Oilers- i dont get the newspaper

9.Sens/ Canucks

10. Backhanding mr.t would be funny

11.heads up penny- i hate the panthers

12.Caps/stars

13. Disneyworld

14.Canes/sharks - i love the canes

15.kings/ bolts

Answer 7

1. having a fridge like on the Jetsons (yummy)

2. Blue Jackets/Islanders (I love to sleep)

3. Bruins/ Flames (no comments)

4. Red Wings/Rangers (I won't eat spinach)

5. Pred/Pens (My teeth are awesome)

6. having the ability to breath underwater (that would be great)

7. Sabres/Wild (I should be able to find it on DVD)

8. Habs/Oilers (I don't wanna have a dog)

9. Sens/Canucks (no car)

10. Leafs/Avs (Mr. T is... Mr. T...)

11. Thrashers/Panthers (penny? no thanks)

12. Caps/Stars (I don't need flowers)

13. Ducks/Yotes (1 hour? why only 1??)

14. having the ability to build anything out of wood (that would be awesome)

15. Kings/Bolts (last time I ate Subway it was disgusting)

Answer 8

1. Fridge...too lazy to cook.

2. Jackets/Islanders...i love sleep.

3. Bruins/Flames...should be physical

4. Wings/Rangers...spinach ain't that bad

5. White Teeth...i hate the dentist, especially that scraper!

6. Breathe underwater!  I'd chill with dolphins!

7. Sabres/Wild...i have enough channels

8. Habs/Oilers....all the news is on the net.

9. Kagerator!....imagine the tailgate parties!

10. Leafs/Avs...Mr. T is actually a really nice guy!

11. Thrashers/Panthers...pennies everywhere here in the Bay.

12. Caps/Stars..u don't want a secret admirer in SF!

13. Ducks/Yotes...been to Disney many times as a kid.

14. Canes/Sharks....its the Sharks, enough said.

15. Kings/Bolts...i'd jump at the coupon if it said, quadruple the amount of meat added in your sandwich!

Answer 9

1) Jetsons fridge and bring back Molson Golden.

2) Isles/Jackets... I hardly sleep now, oh the pains of getting old.....

3)Charter fishing, but only if she puts on the school girl outfit, and loses weight so I can Spear Brittany.

4)Spinach with whoopie pie cream. Actually i'd rather have a root canal.  Wait, I did have a root canal and watched a Rangers/Pens game at the same time. There were TV's in every exam room and they all got Versus!

5)Pred/Pens

6)Breathe underwater. Drag Mike Milbury down and let him sleep with the fishes

7)Sabres/Wild.  I own both on DVD

8)Habs/Oilers- I don't get the paper delivered and I'm allergic to dogs

9)Kegerator.  Could have used one today, it was 107 degrees in Vegas today

10)Slap That B**** Up

11)Thrashers/ Panthers. Only my son picks up the pennies. (he's only 5)

12)Caps/ Stars- If I get flowers, I'm getting a side order of divorce to go.

13)Ducks/ Yotes- You can't even get on one ride in an hour at DisneyLand, so it has to be the same at D.World.

14)The ability to build anything out of wood.

15) Kings/ Bolts- Those coupons are no good anyway. They also make you buy two 32 oz. drinks to get the free sub.

Answer 10

the only game i would watch is Wings/Rangers because I like the Wings and I would never eat spinach...even if it did taste like whoopie pie.

Answer 11

1. Fridge!

2. Jackets game. I rarely sleep anyway, I get about 5 hours of sleep a day. I go to bed at 1:00 am wake up at 6:00 am.

3. Fishing! I'd love to push her overboard.

4. Wings game.

5. White teeth! My teeth are in somewhat decent shape, but my dentist still complains. Maybe permanent white teeth will shut him up.

6. Breath underwater! I'm not a great swimmer, so at least I will not drown if I can breath underwater. Though, I know how to keep myself from drowning, despite being a bad swimmer.

7. Sabres game!

8. Habs game. I don't read the paper anyway.

9. Eh, I guess the Sens game.

10. Avs game. Why would I want to backhand Mr. T?

11. Thrashers game. Pennies are useless anyway.

12. Caps game!

13. Disney World! Have not been there since '96.

14. LOL Wood skills please.

15. Hmm, I guess Subway is My Way, My Way or the highway.

Answer 12

The Fridge (hey lay off, i'm a Rangers fan.)

Jackets Islanders, I love sleep.

Bruins V. Flames- The jail time for pushing her off would cramp my style.

Rangers, Wings. Thats an awesome game, and I never eat spinach anyways.

Permanently white teeth. That's just cool.

Breathe underwater, again, really cool. I could do some crazy sh*t

Sabres v. Wild- I have both those movies on DVD

Habs v. Oilers

Kegerator.... with a driver of course.

Leafs v. Avs. I've got no beef with Mr. T, hes been a good source of quotes for me.

Thrashers v. Panthers, I don't believe in that luck mumbo jumbo.

Caps v. Stars, I don't like flowers and the lip i'd get from the GF would ruin the occasion lol.

Ducks v. Yotes. That place is a zoo.

Canes v. Sharks, anything I would want made out of wood I can alread build.

Kings v. Bolts, I'm a Quiznos man myself...

***WHOA WHOA WHOA, on tv changes everything.....

---Actually it only changes the Jackets Isles and the Habs Oilers games... lol

Answer 13

1). I'd be watching my Dev's....plus I had that fridge once and yelled bulls**t by it once and it made me some BullS**T..

2). I'd sleep during that game.

3). I love Brit Brit, I'd fish

4).F- that game gimme whoopie pie girl !!!!

5). I want some bling on my Chiclets

6). I'd watch that game

7).& that game

8). & that game (I have two of those dogs)

9).& that game because If i get the kegorator I'd have to take out the hooka & bongs.

10).& that game I pitty the fool....

11).& that game.

12).& that game my wife would beat me if i got anouther secret admirer.

13).1 hour? i'd watch that game too.

14).& that game i am a master craftsman already.

15). If it's in L.A i want the sangwich if it's an early game in tampa I'm watching.

Answer 14

1.) I'm a HUGE Devils fan, but if I get to miss only one game (and it's just against the Blackhawks, regular season game), I want the fridge!!  That way, I save on food costs to buy more Devils tickets :-D

2.) Never having to sleep again.  I don't like the Blue Jackets or Islanders.

3.) Bruins and Flames.  I like both teams, and I DEFINITELY don't want to go fishing with Britney Spears.  Maybe Crosby would...he likes fishing.

4.) Red Wings and Rangers.  I love the Red Wings and hate the Rangers, so I want to see the Wings destroy them!!  And I don't mind spinach.  :-)

5.) Permanently white teeth.  I eat so much candy and drink so much iced tea that permanently white teeth would be great.  Then I don't have to brush them so darn much.

6.) Have the ability to breathe under water.  That's just cool!!

7.) Sabres and Wild.  lol, I could always just buy the DVDs.

8.) Having a newspaper retrieving dog.  My dog is pretty dumb...

9.) Senators and Canucks.  My parents would kill me if I put that in my car.

10.) Hit Mr. T!

11.) Thrashers and Panthers.  I don't believe in good luck pennies.

12.) Caps and Stars.  Hockey is better than seret admirers.

13.) DISNEY WORLD!!!  I'm going this summer with my friend!!  :-D  First time I'm going since I was three years old.

14.) Build anything out of wood.  I could make a car!  Or a spaceship!

15.) Kings and Lightning.

Answer 15

1) Fridge like the Jetsons

2) never sleep

3) Bruins/Flames

4) Red Wings/Rangers

5) permanently white teeth

6) breath underwater

7) Sabres/Wild

8) Habs/Oilers

9) Sens/Canucks

10) backhand mr.t

11) heads up penny

12) Caps/Stars

13) Ducks/Yotes

14) Canes/Sharks

15) Kings/Bolts

Answer 16

1. Jetson fridge

2. Never having to sleep ever again. This is like, my dream superpower. Imagine all the stuff I'd be able to do if I didn't have to sleep..... think of the possibilities :O

3. Bruins/Flames, I don't want to go within a stone's throw of Brittany Spears.

4. Wings/Rangers, spinach isn't that bad.

5. Permanently white teeth.

6. Breathing underwater, that would be awesome.

7. Tv channel playing only Caddyshack and Slap Shot.

8. Gimme the paper-gettin dog.

9. Kegerator.

10. Leafs/Avs, if I backhand Mr. T, he will pity the fool (or something like that), it's impossible to stop him....

11. Thrashers/Panthers, I don't need that penny.

12. Ummm, who's the secret admirer? Oh yeah huh, it's a "secret", hmm,  I'd rather watch the Caps/Stars.

13. Ducks/Yotes, I don't think I'd be able to do much in Disney World in just one hour.

14. Ability to build stuff out of wood.

15. Kings/Bolts.

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People who would rather watch the Jackets/Isles than have the ability to never sleep: are you guys crazy??? Having the ability to never sleep is almost as cool as having the ability to be invisible! Just imagine what you could do with all that spare time!

Answer 17

1. fridge

2. never sleeping

3. game

4. game

5. game there white already

6. breath under water

7. SABRES GAME

8. game

9. game

10. backhand Mr.T

11. game

12. game

13. d-land

14. build

15. game

Answer 18

I'm a hockey fan so I'm picking the game each and EVERY time!

Answer 19

1.Jetson Fridge

2.Never sleep again

3.watch a Flames game with Britney

4.Wings/Rangers

5.White teeth

6.Breath underwater

7.TV channel

8.Dog-i want him to read the paper to me too

9.keger in the car

10.If i swung anything like they shot guns on the A-Team--i would miss.They couldnt hit the broadside of a barn

11.Heads up penny

12.Caps/Stars-not a flowery kinda guy

13.Disney world-1 hr just to stand in line,but its fun to make fun of people.

14.Build anything

15.Subway -i would even pay double than watch Kings/Bolts

Answer 20

1 game

2 game

3 game

4 game

5 game

6 breath underwater, im a swimmer

7 game

8 game

9 game

10 game

11 heads up penny

12 game

13 game

14 game

15 game

Answer 21

1 - I need food more than Versus night needs another viewer.

2 - I would party like an animal not like the islanders are that interesting.

3 - Well i would bring a portable TV fishing with me then throw Britney in with a concrete block tied to her leg.

4 - Red Wings v Rangers

5 - Pred v Pens - why would i want to look like Simon Cowell?

6 - Underwater breathing so i could watch Britney drown.

7 - Sabers v Wild

8 - Habs v Oilers

9 - Sens v Canucks

10 - Backhand it is :D

11 - Thrashers v Panthers

12 - Caps v Stars (would be an awesome game)

13 - Ducks v Coyotes

14 - Canes v Sharks (would be another awesome game)

15 - Buy 1 get 1 free subway. Watching LA kills me.

Answer 22

1)Devils/Blackhawks

2)Blue Jackets/Islanders

3)Bruins/ Flames. I hate fishing

4)Red Wings/Rangers

5)Permanently white teeth. They also will never get cavities

6)having the ability to breath underwater. I have a huge fear of drowning

7)Sabres/Wild

8)Habs/Oilers. The newspaper is delivered right to the front porch



9) having a kagerator installed in your car

10) Def. Mr. T with no repercussions

11) Thrashers/Panthers

12)Caps/Stars. I hate flowers

13)Ducks/Yotes. I wouldn't even be able to go on a ride- I'd be stuck in line waiting.

14)Canes/Sharks

15) Finding a buy 1 get one 1 coupon at Subway

Answer 23

1.  Devils/Blackhawks - My fridge already has everything I like, and I like cooking so I don't mind making it

2.  Blue Jackets/islanders - I love sleep!

3.  Bruins/Flames  - Is there anybody who would pick Britney Spears over anything?

4.  Red Wings/Rangers - I have to admit, I'm not sure what whoopie pie is, so with that piece of knowledge missing, I'll attend what I believe would be a great game

5.  Predators/Penguins - I already use Crest Whiteners

6.  Flyers/Blues - I never fill the bathtub high enough to need to be able to breathe constantly underwater

7.  Sabres/Wild - I hate both movies

8.  Canadiens/Oilers - I read the news online, no need to have it retrieved

9.  Senators/Canucks - and it's spelled kegarator

10.  Maple Leafs/Avalanche - Mr. T is old, there are no more repercussions

11.  Thrashers/Panthers - is a 'heads up' penny the best you can come up

12.  Capitals/Stars - Secret Admirer is just another term for 'stalker'

13.  Ducks/Coyotes - Not a Disney fan



14.  Hurricanes/Sharks - Wood involves forest depletion, not for me

15.  Kings/Lightning - If my name was Jared, such a coupon might excite me.............but it's not

Answer 24

1) The fridge.

2) The game.  I love being able to sleep.

3) The game.  There's no way I'd go fishing with that train wreck.

4) The game

5) White teeth

6) Ability to breathe underwater.  

7) The game!

8) The game.  I like the walk to get the paper.

9) The game

10) The game

11) The game.  I pick up all pennies; don't believe in that particular superstition.

12) The game.

13) Disney World for an hour.  Take my daughter and have a blast!

14) The ability to build anything out of wood.

15) Ooohhh, Subway.  Eat Fresh!

Answer 25

1. Gotta love that fridge but I've already got one of those it's called a wife.

2. Love my sleep. When you get to a certain age it's really important.

3. Love to fish.

4. Gotta choose the game.

5. Got those beauties already and their all mine. Even got the receipt to prove it.

6. Me and Wade are going Scuba Diving.

7. I've got the DVDs and know all the words already.

8. Fetch.

9. Whatever it is I'll take it.

10. Go leafs.

11. a penny saved is a penny earned.

12. My granddaughter brings me dandelions.

13. At my age anything more than an hour requires a nap.

14. Hey Noah how big is a cubit anyway.

15. Hey Haley can I buy you lunch.

Answer 26

1) Devils/Hawks

2) Never sleeping

3) Charter fishing with Britany.  (Two go out, one comes back.)

4) Wings/Rangers

5) Pred/Pens

6) Flyers/Blues

7) Sabres/Wild (I own both DVDs)

8) Habs/Oilers

9) Kegarator (I would run cable to the garage!)

10) Leafs/Avs (I like Mr. T!)

11) Penny heads up.

12) Caps/Stars (My wife would be PISSED!)

13) Ducks/Yotes (With only one hour I wouldn't even get to go on a ride!)

14) Canes/Sharks

15) Kings/Bolts